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The Cottage (2008)

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Andy Serkis Andy Serkis
James Bierman James Bierman
Cat Meacher Cat Meacher
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Danny Nussbaum Danny Nussbaum
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Logan Wong Logan Wong
Muk Li San

Written by
Paul Andrew Williams Paul Andrew Williams
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8 years, 10 months ago at Jan 3 21:56
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When two brothers in need of money kidnap a girl who’s family has money, the cottage is the absolute worst place for them to go; to bad they won’t know until once they get there how truly bad it is. Showing that not every movie has to have a hero to make it memorable, but just some scenes of laughter and dismemberment will more than suffice. David and his brother Peter are running out of opti... read more
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Description: When David and his clumsy brother Peter kidnap the daughter of a powerful gangster, they bring Tracey to a cottage in the countryside in the trunk of their car. Peter calls Tracey's father and asks a ransom of one hundred thousand pound to be delivered to her step-brother Andrew. When the bag is delivered to the moron Andrew, he does not check the content and is followed to the remote location by two Chinese hit-men hired by Tracey's father. When the abductors discover that the bag has only paper, David drives to a nearby village to make a phone call to demand the money. When he returns, he finds Andrew fainted and later that Tr ... (more)
Release date: 14 March 2008
Tags: Comedy (6), Horror (6), British (4), 2008 (3), Gore (3), 00s (1), Boring (1), Thriller (1), Annoying (1), Crime (1), (1), Direct To Video (1), Cell Phone (1), Strippers (1), Sounds Interesting (1), Ransom (1), Psycho Nutjob (1), Moths (1), Hostage (1), Kidnap (1)
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"8 David This movie was so much better then I thought it would be. David' is one of my favorite roles of his. I love how he coaches his brother into sounding hard. I checked out this movie because he's very good at being a villain. It was a hoot watching him and his brother have it out verbally. Andy's character David didn't turn out to be so bad though. Tracy cracked me up, her character was amazing. It was good to see a strong female character in that situation. I also loved the two ninjas,"

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