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Worst Movies of 2013 - Xanadon't

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From Bad to Worse

Counting down the misfires of the year

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6.4

7.2

Iron Man 3 (2013)

Terribly underwhelming and unmemorable, this makes a case for worst Marvel movie released.

Xanadon't's rating:

844

6.3

6.5

Don Jon

Everything about this was nails on a chalkboard. Manages to turn an otherwise likeable casts into a group of people I wouldn't mind seeing lit on fire.

Xanadon't's rating:

201

5.6

5.7

Admission (2013)

Clunky, unfunny, unmoving saltine cracker of a movie.

Xanadon't's rating:

1818

6.4

7.1

Man of Steel

Superhero movie at its Terrance Malick-iest.

Xanadon't's rating:

1167

6.3

6.6

This Is the End

One big circle jerk from a bunch of marginally talented actors at their cinematically laziest. Jay Baruchel was the only welcome presence.

Xanadon't's rating:

926

6.1

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

I was hoping for dumb and likeable but was stuck only with the former.

Xanadon't's rating:

1100

6.3

Oz the Great and Powerful

"Rebooting The Wizard of Oz is a terrible fucking idea, right? Okay, just checking."

Xanadon't's rating:

756

6.2

Mama

Forever to be remembered as that movie where Jessica Chastaine went All Goth and not a single logical thing happened in the final 30 minutes.

Xanadon't's rating:

895

6.3

6.7

Gangster Squad (2013)

"Hey take it easy, it's just a movie. A shitty shitty movie."

Xanadon't's rating:

356

5.7

5.9

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013)

Easily the worst thing I saw this year, and makes me wish to never see Jim Carey's name attached to another project for as long as I live.

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Special Mention

Biggest Disappointment of the Year

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6.8

Salinger

I was beyond excited when I heard about this, so the end result was pretty heartbreaking for me. This is a rambling mess of a documentary lacking coherent structure and recycles the same images over and over. Much of the material and interviews seem arbitrary and what we're left with is a doc that makes almost zero impact on even it's most target of audiences.

Xanadon't's rating:

It's likely that there were plenty of far worse movies to disgrace the screen in 2013. Happily, I didn't see them. I try to avoid cinematic garbage when I can. But I wasn't so fortunate in the following instances.