Avi's Top 50 movie Lines/Moments

Jack - "you can't handle the truth!" i know its obvious but its still classic!

Hudson - "Were Dead Man! were all fucking DEAD!"

Will Farrell - you took a crap in the refridgerator? im not even mad thats amazing!"

John Belushi's Speech...

"Did we give up when the German's attacked Pearl Harbor?!!!"

Adam Sandler - "no i will not make out with you!"

Awesome battles...

and the "you can take our lives!!" speech....

Most awesome car chase scenes ever....

Chevy Chase - "Holy Shit! Hallelujah! Where's the Tylenol!"

Yipikaeiii Mother fucker!

When Steve Martin asks "Can i go to the bathroom" michael Caine gives him permission and then he just pissed his pants at the table... fucking hysterical.

Im a child, i love the shitting scene.

Steven Segal Dying in the first 5 Minutes. Priceless

Brad Pitt - "First Rule of fight club, you don't talk about fight club!"

Bill Murray, at the begging testing the students for ESP keeps shocking the male for no reason.

any scene with robin on the radio

Its a tie between the famous scene of henry and karen going into the Restaurant for the first time or the "am i clown to you" scene from Joe Peschi

Scene where the leave the bank and get ambushed by the cops is fucking awesome.

Jack Black spinning around, dancing to walking on sunshine

"Were going to need a bigger boat!" i know its obvious.. but its good.

Cuba gooding - "Show ME THE MONEY!"

Arnold - "it's NOT A TUMOR!"

i feel like i have to apologize for that one...

Will Smith - " You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this Look gooood."

"your my boy blue!!!"

Candy and Martin Waking up in bed together, cuddling.

"Bring out the Gimp!"

Mr Brown - "Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks. "

John Malkovitch - "Don't Splash de pot" (russian accent)

"I am spartacus!" ( i know)

After they shave their heads, Harold Ramis Singing Hari Krishna to John Candy. Priceless.

The Scene where they cut the knife out of Ricky's leg, by cutting around it... fucking killed me

DeNiro - "Are you talking to me?"

Arnie - "Hasta Lavista, Baby"

Heath Ledger - "Why so Serious?"

Leave the Gun, take the Canolies...

Young Vito (DeNiro) stalking the Don from the rooftops before he kills him.

Steve Mcqueen trying to out run the nazi's on the motor bike. Great Scene

Brad cooper - "Dr. Faget! Paging Dr. Faget!"

"somethings in here don't react well to bullets" - explains Connery to Baldwin about shooting in the Nuclear sub.

Final Brawl is awesome!

When the Warden tosses the pebble at the poster and realizes that there is a whole behind it.

Anthony Hopkinis -
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.."

fucking classic

Childs: What do we do now?
MacReady: Why don't we just wait here for a little while... see what happens...

DeNiro giving the speech about "teamwork" while holding the baseball bat. Then out of no where he brains one of the crew. Awesome.

Spacey - "The Greatest Trick the Devil ever pulled, was convincing the world, he didn't exist..."

Cum on hair...

nuff said

Eddie Murphy: "Hey that's the motherf- I mean... that's the gentleman that had me busted."

Scene where Robert Carlyle (begbie) tosses a beer over the rail and hits the girl in the head to start a fight for no reason.. loved it.

"here's a Quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing of your face!"

"Did you do the motor boat?" " you fucking sailor you!"

"MOM THE MEATLOAF!"

Woody - "Time to nut up, or shut up."