Top 10 worst movies 2007

Note : Why on Earth did I watch this crap?!? There's not even Marion Cotillard in it... My step-son is crazy about sequels (no comment...) and really wanted to see it, that's why. Anyway, I already hated the first one which was a huge commercial success in France and they just ketp repeating the same story other and other again. Just avoid this piece of trash...

Note : It was very a cheap DVD and I wasn't expecting much from this movie but the end-result was pretty terrible... Was there actually anything any good in this flick ?!? Not really... Bad story, bad directing and bad acting. Shall I had something else? It is a total waste of time and should be avoided at all costs.

Note : What a terrible terrible movie... I have nothing against Jessica Simpson and she did look pretty good but, oh boy, she is just an awful actress. It didn't help that the story was stupid, boring and completely unbelievable. I mean, there was not one funny joke or dialog during the entire picture. What was Luke Wilson thinking?!? I hoped for him that he got a big fat paycheck for this piece of turd.

Note : This movie has been directed by the Master of Crap, Uwe Boll !! Where should I start ? First of all, they should have call it "The Lord of the rings : The Remake" because it is a total rip-off and a bad one ! I'm not gonna mention all the similarities because it will take forever but if you see this movie, you'll see what I mean. The biggest surprise is the cast has a quite few decent actors (Jason Statham, Leelee Sobieski, John Rhys-Davies, Ron Perlman, Claire Forlani, Kristanna Loken, Matthew Lillard, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds...). What were they thinking ?!? They have never heard of him before ?!? Why would you jeorpardize your career by working with this guy ?!? I hope, at least, that the money was good...

Note : It is basically a complete disaster and it is very rare to see a movie failing on every single level. For example, take the story, it is a terrible far-fetched mess which barely makes any sense and, if you try to analize it afterwards, it is even more pathetic. Concerning Lindsay Lohan, what can I say? Even though she is supposed to play 2 different characters (one real and one supposedly imaginary), there is not one single difference between any of them so her performance was far from being convincing. Even the striptease scenes were some of the most underwhelming I have ever seen but you can argue that, in real life, striptease acts actually might as well look quite ugly and boring.

Note : In the Netherlands, there is a huge market for Dutch movies for kids. There are usually very successful but most of the time actually very average. This one is probably the worst one I have seen. The story, the characters, the directing, everything was very just and the whole thing was just really boring. Just avoid it, even if you are interested in Dutch movies.

Note : I'm sure they could make a decent movie with Mr Bean but until now, they only made 2 worthless flicks. This time, the beginning was bareable but then Bean got stuck with that kid and then the movie got just truly awfull. I mean, you see the joke when the kid get stuck on the train and you think 'That was mean but actually quite funny! Ok, and next?' Next? When the movie should leave the kid in train, he becames the center of the plot... Anyway, it is a bad mix of lame comedy and pityfull drama.

Note : When Amanda Bynes started her career some time ago, you could see she had some potential. Not really as a great actress, but at least, as a popular actress. Unfortunately, lately, she really pick only the most worthless movies and this one is a very good example. The story is just lame, predictable and not funny at all.

Note : In spite that it actually looked pretty bad, since it was a huge success, I thought I should check it out with my step-son. Oh boy... What a waste of time! I think my step-son thought it was allright but I thought it was just plain bad. The story was so moronic and those 'chipmunks' were way beyond obnoxious.

Note : I don't know who said a man in a fat woman suit is funny but he is definitely a complete moron... Eddie Murphy should really look for another trick than this desguises. I mean, it wasn't really funny in 'Coming to America' back then but it is now really getting ridiculous and completely obnoxious. This movie is a disaster and a complete waste of time.