Things Movies Have Taught Me

They're coming to get you! And when they do, hit them in the head or set them on fire. Also, never underestimate them.

Be good and you might survive.

Beetlejuice, beetlejuice..... BEETLEJUICE!

NEVER talk about Fight Club

You can never be entirely sure if a new person you meet is just your imagination.

You should never judge a book by its cover.

Time travel can get really complicated.

Once you've quit smoking, you can have a smoke, you know, cause you've quit.

Hate creates hate. Violence creates violence.

Don't storm into someone's home and expect that you are allowed to go there if the door happens to be open. That is just rude and will probably get you killed in a worst case scenario.

NEVER feed them after midnight!

I am not Vincent Price. I will never be Vincent Price. I should go out and get some real fun and real friends.

Dinosaurs are and always will be the most epic creatures ever.

Bullying can lead to awful things.

Don't trust strangers.

Remember to STICK IT TO THE MAN!

A mental mind fuck can be nice!

Not all monsters are scary.

Coloring is fun.

Europe is a crazy (and apparently scary) place.

Love is the answer. All you need is love!

Love hurts.

Don't get married.

Never ask how the Joker got his scars.

Life is like a box of chocolates.

Shoes are a big deal.

Halloween is much more fun than Christmas.

No one is ever safe. You never know what kind of pain someone might have gone through and is taking it out on the world. But you can never be too nice to people.

Watch out for the mother.

If a man wants to dress you up as someone else and is getting really obsessed about it, it's time to get the f*ck away from him.

Chocolate factories are epic.

Don't do hard drugs.

Everybody wants to be a cat!

Fishing might not always be fishing.

Coca-Cola is the root of all evil. It will create hate and chaos.

No matter how sweet you are, people can't appreciate you if you are too weird for them. If they can't understand you, they will hate you.

But also that not everyone is bad to the bone.

Americans could've killed Hitler.