The Best of Cameron Diaz

Mary
"Who needs him? I've got a vibrator!"

Lotte Schwartz
"I think it's kinda sexy that John Malkovich has a portal, y'know, sort of like, it's like, like he has a vagina. It's sort of vaginal, y'know, like he has a, he has a penis AND a vagina. I mean, it's sort of like... Malkovich's... feminine side. I like that."

Natalie
"They don't call me balls out Natalie for nothing."

Malkina
"Greed really takes you to the edge, doesn't it?"

Tina Carlyle
"No, it was the guy inside the mask. It was you all along. You, Stanley Ip... kiss."

Christina Pagniacci
"No intensity, no victory."

Kimberly Wallace
"Now I love this man, and there is no way I'm gonna give him up to some two-faced, big-haired food critic."

Jenny Everdeane
"I was twelve years old, my mother was dead, and I was livin' in a doorway. He took me in. Took care of me, in his way. After they cut out the baby - well, he doesn't fancy girls that's scarred up. But you should know, in your own mind, that he never laid a hand on me until I asked him to."

Julie Gianni
"I swallowed your cum! That means something!"

Laura Garrety
"I am not to be common. I am a creature like no other."

June Havens
"Roy, I've been trained to rebuild a 6 speed transmission with nothing but a pair of pliers and a crescent wrench. I think I can get you into a pair of shorts without looking. I'm not saying that's what I did."

Norma Lewis
"I saw that pain on your face and I just - I understood it. I felt an overwhelming feeling of love for you, because I knew that I would never again feel sorry for myself ever again."

Amanda
"Sex makes everything more complicated. Even not having it, because the not having it... makes it complicated."

Princess Fiona
"Well, when one lives alone, one has to learns these things in case there's... There's an arrow in your butt!"

Celine
"If word got around that I had been liberated for half a million dollars, I could never show my face in polite society again. Diamonds have no value except that which is placed upon them."