The Room - The Hollywood Remake
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Character: Johnny
Played Originally By: Tommy Wiseau
Played Now By: Werner Herzog
There's not a single other man for the job. You've got the accent. You've got the general insanity. And you've got a man that will take the reins, writing, directing, and starring. From one triple-threat to another.
Played Originally By: Tommy Wiseau
Played Now By: Werner Herzog
There's not a single other man for the job. You've got the accent. You've got the general insanity. And you've got a man that will take the reins, writing, directing, and starring. From one triple-threat to another.
Character: Lisa
Played Originally By: Juliette Danielle
Played Now By:Rachel McAdams
She's young. She's blonde. She sure know her way around an unnecessarily bitchy role. There couldn't be a worse match for Werner, thus there couldn't be a more perfect fit for Lisa.
Played Originally By: Juliette Danielle
Played Now By:Rachel McAdams
She's young. She's blonde. She sure know her way around an unnecessarily bitchy role. There couldn't be a worse match for Werner, thus there couldn't be a more perfect fit for Lisa.
Character: Mark
Played Originally By: Greg Sestero
Played Now By: Bradley Cooper
For a perfect foil for Johnny, you need a skinny, yet fit guy. A guy with great hair. A guy that can rock it, beard or no beard. A guy that you know has a great sex life, but you ask him anyway because you just want to hear his stories. Enter Bradley Cooper.
Played Originally By: Greg Sestero
Played Now By: Bradley Cooper
For a perfect foil for Johnny, you need a skinny, yet fit guy. A guy with great hair. A guy that can rock it, beard or no beard. A guy that you know has a great sex life, but you ask him anyway because you just want to hear his stories. Enter Bradley Cooper.
Character: Denny
Played Originally By: Philip Haldiman
Played Now By:Paul Dano
Paul Dano has that perfect blend of a young/old face, overall creepiness, possible mental problems, and unmemorableness. He truly can bring some real heart to Denny.
Played Originally By: Philip Haldiman
Played Now By:Paul Dano
Paul Dano has that perfect blend of a young/old face, overall creepiness, possible mental problems, and unmemorableness. He truly can bring some real heart to Denny.
Character: Claudette
Played Originally By: Carolyn Minnott
Played Now By: Meryl Streep
For Claudette, you need an actress with gravitas and pure acting prowess. When she says, "I definitely had breast cancer," you want to feel it in your soul. Hello, Oscars, Meryl's back and better than ever!
Played Originally By: Carolyn Minnott
Played Now By: Meryl Streep
For Claudette, you need an actress with gravitas and pure acting prowess. When she says, "I definitely had breast cancer," you want to feel it in your soul. Hello, Oscars, Meryl's back and better than ever!
Character: Michelle
Played Originally By: Robyn Paris
Played Now By: Jessica Alba
Michelle is a totally useless character. Sure, she's kind of pretty and Lisa needs someone to talk to, but she's completely forgettable and completely unnecessary. Could there be a role more perfect for Jessica Alba?
Played Originally By: Robyn Paris
Played Now By: Jessica Alba
Michelle is a totally useless character. Sure, she's kind of pretty and Lisa needs someone to talk to, but she's completely forgettable and completely unnecessary. Could there be a role more perfect for Jessica Alba?
Character: Mike
Played Originally By: Mike Holmes
Played Now By: Seth Rogen
Well, in a film this heavy, you certainly could use some comic relief. I'm sure Seth will be game for making goofy faces during sex, forgetting "me underwears", and telling his friends the story about the time he forgot "me underwears".
Played Originally By: Mike Holmes
Played Now By: Seth Rogen
Well, in a film this heavy, you certainly could use some comic relief. I'm sure Seth will be game for making goofy faces during sex, forgetting "me underwears", and telling his friends the story about the time he forgot "me underwears".
Character: Chris R.
Played Originally By: Dan Janjigian
Played Now By: Channing Tatum
Don't overthink this one. You just need someone vaguely threatening, but then again, not really, who can fill out a tank top. This one's for you, ladies!
Played Originally By: Dan Janjigian
Played Now By: Channing Tatum
Don't overthink this one. You just need someone vaguely threatening, but then again, not really, who can fill out a tank top. This one's for you, ladies!
Character: Peter
Played Originally By: Kyle Vogt
Played Now By: David Wain
Because...seriously? Come on now. It's just perfect.
Played Originally By: Kyle Vogt
Played Now By: David Wain
Because...seriously? Come on now. It's just perfect.
In the inevitable event that Hollywood decides to remake the modern classic, The Room, I have provided a fool-proof cast destined to make this film a hit. You're welcome, Hollywood. I'll be awaiting my check.