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"If word gets out I'm missing, five hundred girls will kill themselves. And I wouldn't want them on my conscience, not when they ought to be on my face! Hello? Cancel the state funeral, tell the king to stop blubbing, Flash is not dead! I simply ran out of juice!"
- Lord Flashheart
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The Young Ones (1982)
Rick
"But that makes me a criminal! Right on! Yeah, this will shake them up at the Anarchists Society! Occupying the refectories! So what? This is the real stuff! I'm a fugitive! A desperado! I'm going to form a new union society, right? With me a president! 'People Who Don't Pay Their TV Licenses Against the Nazis!' This is only the beginning! "
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Blackadder II (1986)
Flashheart
"She's got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils."
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Richard Rich
"And after briefly dipping his toe in the waters of reason, the man with no brain happily retreats to frolic on Insanity Beach."
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Blackadder Goes Forth (1989)
Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart
"Just because I can give multiple orgasms to the furniture just by sitting on it, doesn't mean that I'm not sick of this damn war: the blood, the noise, the endless poetry."
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Drop Dead Fred (1991)
Drop Dead Fred
"Hello snotface. Yuck, what happened to you? You're all older, you're even uglier! Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to be sick all over you... immediately. Lie down."
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Alan B'Stard
"I'm renowned in Westminster for my sense of humour... and for my enormous majority, and for my incredible virility."
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Bottom (1991)
Richie
Richie: What about pin the tail on the donkey?
Eddie: We haven't got a donkey.
Richie: Well, pin the tail on the chicken.
Eddie: We haven't got a tail.
Richie: Oh. Well, pin the sausage on the chicken?
Eddie: We haven't got a chicken.
Richie: Well, pin the sausage on the fridge.
Eddie: Or a pin.
Richie: Sellotape a sausage to the fridge!
Eddie: We haven't got a sausage!
Richie: Put a bit of sellotape on the fridge!
Eddie: It's not much of a game, is it?
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Guest House Paradiso (1999)
Richard Twat
"As we always say at the Guest House Paradiso... 'Have fun, don't go in the water if you know what's good for you and try not to get shit on the sheets.'"
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Richard Michael Mayall
7 March 1958 โ 9 June 2014
"There were times when Rik and I were writing together when we almost died laughing. They were some of the most carefree stupid days I ever had, and I feel privileged to have shared them with him. And now he's died for real. Without me. Selfish bastard."
- Ade Edmondson
"I'm very, very sad and upset that we've lost Rik, who was inspirational, bonkers, and a great life force. He was a brilliant comedian and someone who made everyone else's lives more fun. He will be really, really missed."
- Nigel Planer
"I owe him so much. He changed my life utterly when he asked me to co-write The Young Ones with him, and he was with me on the day I met my wife. He always made me cry with laughter. Now he's just made me cry."
- Ben Elton
"Simply distraught to hear of the death of Rik Mayall. An authentic comedy genius and a prince among men."
- Stephen Fry
"Rik Mayall was just pure wiry, energetic, unpredictable humour poured into the shape of a human. You couldn't not watch him."
- Charlie Brooker
"Shocking, shocking, shocking news... think of all the laughs we won't now have."
- Rebecca Front
"Last time I saw him he grabbed my crotch and said 'Not eaten yet then?' So sad... Funniest man of his generation."
- Bob Mortimer
"Growing up there was no one funnier. We will really miss you Rik Mayall you genius."
- Noel Fielding
"So shocked to hear about Rik Mayall, a wonderfully funny icon of British comedy."
- Jack Dee
"I am heartbroken that my comedy idol growing up Rik Mayall has died, he made me want to be a comedian."
- David Walliams
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