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Oh, Just Shut the Fuck Up

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Most Annoying Characters in TV Shows

TV Shows are great. They give us the opportunity to bond with great, complex and loveable characters over multiple of seasons and episodes. They can be our heroes, or our favourite villains. Throughout the history of TV we've seen many great characters, whom we've grown quite fond of. But unfortunately for every great character, there's also some extremely annoying ones. Someone's whose mere presence bothers you. This list is for the character you wish could just shut the fuck up.

I do realize that there's a lot of females on this list, but that's a pure coincidence.

In random order.

Rutina Wesley as Tara Thornton in True Blood

True Blood is a weird, mixed bag of great and annoying characters. They're about 50-50 split, and Tara is probably the most annoying one. An uncontrollable sassy and raging bitch. Half of the scenes she's in is composed of either Sookie or LaFayette having to calm her down because she's unreasonably angry for some minor things. She's always pissed, or crying for some reason. In nearly every episode she has to take the victim role, and it got old very fast. I get that she's emotionally damaged and vulnerable, but when there's no other trait to her than that, it gets frustrating to constantly hear her whine about something. She's a one note character that shouldn't have been released upon mankind. Please, just shut the fuck up.

I loved the fact that she finally kicked the bucket, but it took way too long for that to finally happen. One thing that was slightly insulting, however, is that she still had to torture us with her presence, even after her death. Causing us to suffer through that insufferable sub plot with her annoying mother.

Anna Paquin as Sookie Stackhouse in True Blood

The thing with Sookie is that she didn't exactly start out as being an annoying character for the first season. She was a bit blander than some of the supporting character, yes, but she wasn't irritating. She did quickly become tiring though. The problem with her is that she's essentially just a plot-device character, despite her being the leading lady of the show. She's being portrayed as the most perfect and special girl ever, but she's completely without depth or characterization. All she does is making irrational decisions based upon where the showrunners want the plot to go, no matter how illogical it is for her to do those things. And to constantly witness her say and do those stupid things, quickly gets very annoying. Thank God True Blood had some other characters, because Sookie needs to learn to shut the fuck up.

Julian Glover as Grand Maester Pycelle in Game of Thrones

I love Game of Thrones more than I love my own family, but if there's one single character in that show that I would want to hit with a shovel (with the exception of Joffrey, but he's a great villain, so he doesn't count), it's this old fart. Pycelle, or Grand Maester Pycelle if you please, is a pervert. An old, ass-kissing, mumbling, whiny and moronic pervert. He's not a character. He's a tool. The worst thing about him is that he spends forever stuttering out his lines, that one have to suffer through his stupidity twice, or even three times as long as necessary. If I was the king of Westeros, I would have thrown this clown in the dungeons and told him to shut the fuck up.

I adored the scene where Tyrion cut of his stupid beard and ridiculed him. Dumb, old man. Leanr your place.

Lauren VĂ©lez as Lt. Maria LaGuerta in Dexter

Oh my God. Oh my God. Would you just please shut the fuck up already? I love Dexter. I think it's a brilliant show, but if there's one show that was almost ruined by one character, it's Dexter. LaGuerta is terrible. She's the worst thing ever. How the bloody hell did she get, and keep, her job as lieutenant and captain? She's awful at her job. Always interfering without proper reason, and always following the worst instincts ever. Constantly crying and whining, while being the most selfish person possible. Just shut the fuck up, please.

I shouted "FUCK YEAH!" with my teeth closed in the most bad-ass manner when she finally got killed. Just such a shame that it wasn't on Dexter's table. But I'll take what I get.

Anna Gunn as Skyler White in Breaking Bad

Skyler is not a character. She's an experiment issued by the showrunners to test the human condition. AMC have commissioned this elaborate psychological experiment upon us to test our ability to tolerate bitchy, unsympathetic and unlikeable jerks. It's safe to say that we've failed this impossible test. And if our only chance to shut her the fuck up, is to put us down, then I guess that has to be done.

Katerina Graham as Bonnie Bennett in The Vampire Diaries

I'm not fully up to date on The Vampire Diaries at the moment, as I've been prioritising other TV Shows, but Bonnie is as whiny as you can get her. She's always pouting or sulking about something. There's always something wrong. And it pisses me off that she goes around whining with her arrogant and horrible attitude. Shut the fuck up, you stupid witch.

Kayla Ewell as Vicki Donovan in The Vampire Diaries

As annoying as you can get. Her irritating voice is only the tip of the ice berg. Stupid, selfish and manipulative bitch. Not even going to waste my time on you. Just shut the fuck up.

Zach Roerig as Matt Donovan in The Vampire Diaries

There's no coincidence that Vicki's brother is also extremely annoying. I understand that Matt is emotionally damaged because of the things that has happened to him throughout the show, and that him being one of only human characters, surrounded by vampire friends kinda sucks, but I would hugely appreciate it if he could go and moan somewhere else. I've had it of seeing his crying face on my TV. Just stop. Shut the fuck up, dude.

Blake Lively as Serena van der Woodsen in Gossip Girl

Selfish brat. Manipulative hypocrite. Full of double-standards. Everything is someone else fault. She just keeps on running around thinking she's perfect and flawless and whenever someone goes up against her, she acts all whiny and hurt. She's the first one to judge someone, but whenever she does the same thing, she always have some bullshit excuse that doesn't hold up anywhere. Just shut the fuck up, and go away.

Josh Radnor as Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother

I'm not the biggest fan of this show, but I'm really annoyed by this arrogant prick. His snobby and pretentious nature is only matched by his whining and bitterness. All of these things want me to shut his stupid fucking mouth.

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