My most hated horror films

Confusing and boring as shit. I don’t even know what happened when I was watching it. It was too slow and weird to understand. Probably because the narrator doesn’t shut the fuck up for one second, you would understand what was happening

Despite Bela Lugosi’s fantastic performance and an unforgettable character from Tor Johnson, the film is played like a soap opera trying to be a monster movie and not in a good way.

Nothing is funny in this film. Maybe a few chuckles but nothing too funny. The idea is creative having a monster sabotage a cruise ship of con artists and gangsters scamming and attempting to kill a dictator, but unfortunately it is barley used for anything

Robert England is still good playing Freddy but unfortunately the film will scar his career because it sucked! A few clever puns and Alice Cooper (one of my favorite singers) were useful. Either than that it was mostly boring

The acting in this film is pretty good despite being used for a shitty slasher film especially the actors playing Tommy and Jason. Either than that, just another standard slasher film. Luckily, the kills are more entertaining than the plot

Don’t watch this piece of shit. Nothing happens at all. It will be a waste of time

Except maybe a likeable performance from Warwick Davis, this film has nothing new to offer except maybe a dumb fear of either dwarves, Irish people or St. Patty’s day

Worst. Monster. Costume. Ever.

Unlike the other films on this list, I enjoyed this film. It was funny and had a creative idea having aliens bring life to ghouls, vampires and zombies to do their bidding. Sadly, it is not token to seriously to be considered a horror masterpiece. At least you have Bela Lugosi to keep you entertain despite limited screen time

I usually love the Saw films. This was a big let down considering i got bored watching it despite it trying to be entertaining. But like always, Tobin Bell is still good playing his most iconic role.

There’s a reason it’s called the best worst horror film ever made. Everyone even the goblins are fucking stupid. The only decent character that i thought was actually trying was the goblin preacher because he was actually trying to be scary and evil. Either than that, it is a crap film

What happens if the shark from jaws was in reality a ACTUAL monster. You get a shitty ripoff with some of the worst acting that makes Tommy Wiseau look like Orson Welles