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Added by Stars-Are-Fire on 3 Jan 2012 05:55
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My Friends Think I'm Crazy for Finding Them Sexy

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I haven't known about Gary for that long,but when I discovered who he was about a year ago, I just assumed that he was one of those conventionally sexy bastards, such as the likes of Johnny Depp or Hugh Jackman - until my friend and I were watching one of his flicks one day, and as I was trying to keep the drool in my mouth,my friend pointed to the screen and asked "who's that homely dude?" Apparently Gaz isn't to everyone's tastes.

What my friends say: He's an Old Man (gag me). Wrinkly skin. Weak chin. Creepy. Always the villain. Alcoholic (EX!). Short. "Homely" (They do like him as Sirius Black, though)

Why I think he's sexy: Stunningly beautiful blue eyes. Unbelievably adorable smile. Cute lips. Amazing hands. Awkwardly funny. Sweet, child-like face. Not afraid to wear the same outfit more than once. Soft spoken and gentle. Intelligent. Watches Spongebob. A great singing voice on top of the best acting in the industry. He's a family man. The sexiest accent - that unfortunately few North Americans know about. Strong and enduring, yet vulnerable. Genuine.
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What they say: He's weird, his face is scary when he talks, and he looks a bit like a bird.

Why he's sexy: How isn't he? He has wonderfully expressive eyes, hair that I want to run my fingers through, and that undeniable Scottish charm. He's smart, tall, funny, amazingly talented,and so effing nice it's unbelievable. Oh yeah, and he's the effing Doctor (I don't care what you say. The 10th will always be my fav)
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What they say: My geriatric neighbour looks just like him

Why I think he's sexy: Well, I've never met this neighbour, but he must be one awesome bloke. A very likeable face with shining eyes to match the personality. More charisma than the world knows what to do with. Can make me laugh til I cry. He can turn something like a mouth organ into an endless piece of hilarity. Doesn't take himself seriously despite being super-awesome. Again, Scotland, quit producing perfect men.
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Average listal rating (281 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 0

What they say: He has wacky eyebrows. He looks exactly like an owl. He's not that funny.

Why he's sexy: He IS that funny and then some. Okay, so he was sexier when he was younger, but my God was he ever sexy! His speaking voice is orgasmic. His hair is full of secrets... That's why it's so big. He does drag just as well as Tim Curry. He's a freaking Python!
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What they say: Not much. They're content to just call him "fugly"

Why he's sexy: He has a very warm smile and eyes that can be very striking. He's arguably one of the most scholarly actors in the business. Appreciates Shakespeare and actually understands him. Has a very dry wit. Seems very friendly and down to earth. His performance as Iago in 'Othello'... sigh.
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What they say: Old old old. Bald bald bald.

Why he's sexy: He is ROFL FUNNY. The master of improv. If you watch Whose Line, you'll notice that he is the only person who can make absolutely everyone in the room crack up. He seems very approachable and can also be surprisingly romantic. This man here is the reason why I am proud to be Canadian.
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Average listal rating (45 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 0

What they say: He's a greasy emo. Looks like a tranny insect. Looks like Voldemort with eyeliner.

Why he's sexy: He looks effing unreal... Slightly androgynous in the best way possible. He has a voice unlike any other. He's crazy artistic and creative. He's a super-nerd, and that in itself is sexy. He appears kinda dark, but is actually really sweet and fun.
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What they say: EEEEW RUSSELL BRAND. He has angry eyebrows. It looks as though he just woke up in a pig pen after a weekend of binge drinking. He's probably full of diseases.

Why he's sexy: He's got the most eye-poppin hair. He's EFFING HYSTERICAL! Everything he says is giggle-worthy at the least. Again, the accent!!! He's insanely intelligent and witty, but still doesn't take himself seriously. He's a snappy dresser. Look up charisma in the dictionary and you'll find a picture of him. And if he does have diseases, it's because he probably has lots of sex because he's FREAKING SEXY. I mean, the man drips sexuality from every orifice with every little provocative gesture. I'll bet even when he sleeps he's happily doing pelvic thrusts.
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What they say: Looks goofy, frizzy hair ... wtf are you on?

Why he's sexy: Well, okay so I probably wouldn't classify him as 'sexy' now (I too have my limits), but he's still completely awesome. And back in the day, he had this adorable, bright-eyed, hyper look about him that I just love. Aside from that, he's comedic gold, and does the coolest things with his voice. *Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination* And speaking of Wonka, the way he handles that little cane of his... sex.
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What they say: Horse teeth. Looks like a rapist (How DARE they!?) He's gay. (So...)

Why he's sexy: He may not be around anymore *sad face*, but that doesn't stop him from being the greatest name in the world of music. His voice is unparalleled. His range, emotion power... legendary. As far as looks go, he is damn fine. I mean, just look at that bone structure! Plus, I find the teeth very charming. Just try to imagine Freddie Mercury without those wonderful pearly whites.
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Average listal rating (893 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 0
WHAT WHAT WHAT!? What's Jared Leto doing here? Isn't he almost always considered to be one of the most beautiful people living today? Didn't he just finish a campaign with Hugo advertising just how unbelievably gorgeous he is? Perhaps my friends have lost their eyesight?

What they say: He looks like a woman. He's too scruffy - like a caveman. He's obviously gay. (Even if that were true, why would it matter!?)

Why he's sexy: Um, because he's effing sexy!!!! Look at him! He's gorgeous! His eyes look as though they were made from angel's teardrops. The eyelashes go on for miles. He's got the rockin' bod that every teenage girl lusts after. He's just perfect to look at. Plus, he's an amazing talent. Not every good actor can say that they're also the front man to the greatest band in existence!!! He's a philanthropist, he cares for the environment, and he loves his fans. He's just a great, wonderful, heartthrob of a man.
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A list of apparently unconventional hotties that make me swoon - but also make my friends question my sanity

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