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Added by VierasTalo on 31 Dec 2012 06:44
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Movies coming out in 2013 I don't want to see

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People who added this item 555 Average listal rating (389 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.4
Pain & Gain (2013)


Michael Bay making some caper about steroid-pumped freaks robbing money sounds like a movie that will literally make my head explode in all sorts of bad ways.
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People who added this item 885 Average listal rating (518 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.7


This just looks silly. Fleischer as a director is nothing to be impressed about, but it looks like he just remade Dick Tracy with more realistic visuals with this movie. Sean Penn is also here as a bad guy, and dear lord if there's someone with a face more smug than him I wish never to see it.
People who added this item 1585 Average listal rating (1070 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 7
World War Z (2013)


The trailer for World War Z looks ugly. I was hoping for the best since Pitt seems to be a man of tact, but his production company really dropped the ball here. The story is nothing like the fantastic source material and the film looks like it's shaping up to be a I Am Legend-prequel more than the epic tale of zombie drama it should be.
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People who added this item 1181 Average listal rating (811 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 7
Oblivion (2013)


Tom Cruise in a sci-fi movie, never seen that before! Also, why is the fake CGI-plastic looking rooms in again? They should just go away.
People who added this item 1089 Average listal rating (669 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.3


Sam Raimi's Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland, except this time it's a sequel to two great films. This clearly just can't go wrong.
People who added this item 1632 Average listal rating (938 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 7.2


Baz Luhrmann vomits CGI onto the silver screen in the shiniest, glossiest and ugliest period picture you'll ever see. Also, he backsides a great book in the process. A win-win situation for all!
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People who added this item 224 Average listal rating (155 ratings) 4.2 IMDB Rating 5.3
The Smurfs 2 (2013)


Remember that scene in The Smurfs when Neil Patrick Harris played Guitar Hero while Smurfs rapped about how smurfalicious they are? This movie looks like it'll be that scene played for 80 minutes. That single scene already made me curl up on my coach and start crying, I can't imagine what permanent damage this film may have on my psyche.
People who added this item 1134 Average listal rating (722 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.5
Kick-Ass 2 (2013)


The first Kick-Ass was about as funny as your run of the mill Adam Sandler-flick and about as meaningful too. The sequel I would argue was already ruined at conception as the source material turned real ugly real fast after the first batch of comics. I don't want to watch teenage superheroes get gangraped for humor, so I'll probably avoid this.
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People who added this item 943 Average listal rating (578 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.4


Hooray, Gore Verbinski makes another action comedy with Johnny Depp as a quirky sidekick. It's a shame to see talent go to waste, but hey, at least it pays.
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