Movie Forecast 2019
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Why do so many of these movies look alike - regardless of whether the lead is male or female? I saw the trailer not that long ago, and I swear it looks like something I've seen before.
OK, I'll admit that Rosa Salazar is great to look at.
Oh, and it's a Robert Rodriguez film! My message to Robert Rodriguez: Please give us a third Machete movie, damn it!
OK, I'll admit that Rosa Salazar is great to look at.
Oh, and it's a Robert Rodriguez film! My message to Robert Rodriguez: Please give us a third Machete movie, damn it!
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Here I go again, bitching about the problems of current movies. (That would be a great idea for a list!)
Here are some things you can count on in Avengers!: Endgame:
1. Excessive CGI
2. Excessive hype and merchandising
3. Vertigo!
4. Excessiver Iron Man
Enjoy, Avengers fans!
Here are some things you can count on in Avengers!: Endgame:
1. Excessive CGI
2. Excessive hype and merchandising
3. Vertigo!
4. Excessiver Iron Man
Enjoy, Avengers fans!
I can't wait! I hope they go totally balls-out crazy on this one. Make it the first R-rated Bond film - with Rambo 4 style splatter! Let the mayhem begin!
Captain Marvel (2019)
There have been people who have seen the trailer and predicted that Captain Marvel will be a big failure. I saw the trailer and I agree. In the words of George Carlin, Captain Marvel looks about as exciting as watching flies fuck.
Forget all the shit about "SJW agendas" - the trailer just looks dull. Sure, Brie Larson has an Oscar - so does Gwyneth Paltrow. Brie is also serious eye candy, but so are a lot of other actresses. Want me interested in seeing the movie? Make it stand out! Excite me! - That may have come out wromg.
Forget all the shit about "SJW agendas" - the trailer just looks dull. Sure, Brie Larson has an Oscar - so does Gwyneth Paltrow. Brie is also serious eye candy, but so are a lot of other actresses. Want me interested in seeing the movie? Make it stand out! Excite me! - That may have come out wromg.
Beast Within (2019)
It seemed to be delayed forever, but it's finally completed. Why do I want to see this? Because I'm curious, dammit!
In this picture, Holly Deveaux looks like she could be a Bond girl. At least she would be a lot better than Denise Richards!
In this picture, Holly Deveaux looks like she could be a Bond girl. At least she would be a lot better than Denise Richards!
Joker (2019)
All I've seen is a trailer and I can already say that Joaquin Phoenix does a much better Joker than Jared Leto.
Seriously, the Jared Leto Joker looks and acts like he were in a John Waters movie.
Oh, and I want to see Jim Parsons as the Joker in a movie or TV show! He would be perfect for the role.
Seriously, the Jared Leto Joker looks and acts like he were in a John Waters movie.
Oh, and I want to see Jim Parsons as the Joker in a movie or TV show! He would be perfect for the role.
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The first John Wick is pretty cool. The second is good, but the novelty is gone. For the third one, they better do something new, so it's not just John Wick 2 Recycled.
Or maybe they don't give a shit.
OK, this looks interesting.
Or maybe they don't give a shit.
OK, this looks interesting.
Let's see:
A Quentin Tarantino film with Margot Robbie and Brad Pitt in major roles?
I think I would rather watch the Greenpeace Panda Fucking Special.
To be fair to Mr. Tarantino, Django Unchained is pretty cool.
A Quentin Tarantino film with Margot Robbie and Brad Pitt in major roles?
I think I would rather watch the Greenpeace Panda Fucking Special.
To be fair to Mr. Tarantino, Django Unchained is pretty cool.