Michael Bay Gives Me a Headache

Unfortunately, I paid to see this in the theater...183 minutes later I was at the pharmacy desperately seeking Excedrin for the migrain I had.

Too much noise and horrible dialogue = Massive Migraine

Below is the only redeeming thing about the movie.

I lied...here's the second redeeming factor of the Transformers Headaches...Josh Duhamel. Nice to watch on mute.

I hate you, Michael Bay.

John Travolta, Tim Allen and Martin Lawrence I can see...but Ray Liotta, William H. Macy and Marisa Tomei?! Why?

This movie is...
Homophobic
Not funny
Predictable
So not funny
and homophobic

Either I'm not very artsy or I had to be completely high to enjoy this movie but the following picture sums up what I wish I had only seen....