Lucky Bastards!

The luckiest of all bastards, gives hope to all men that no matter how ugly, you can still get married to someone like Monica Bellucci.

This lucky bastard is married to Jane Seymour.

This freak polluted both Rose McGowan and Dita Von Teese. They both came to their senses, leaving this beast on the prowl once more.

This director can cast a crazy spell, for being able to snare Rachel Weisz into his arms.
(thanks to Mihail for this suggestion)

Love is NOT skin deep, in the case of disease-scarred seal and his lovely wife, Heidi Klum.
(thanks edwardsheroin for this suggestion)

This big-eared jewish music producer is married to sexy Christina Aguilera.
(thanks edwardsheroin for this great suggestion)

Is that the father of the bride? No, that's the billionaire husband of Salma Hayek, proving that money can in fact buy love.
(thanks edwardsheroin for this suggestion)

Though their marriage lasted only a few years, how any woman, let alone Julia Roberts, would find Lyle bearable to look at, let alone marry, still baffles me.
(thanks CharlieBlue for this suggestion)

(thanks edwardsheroin and exclusive_henrik for this one)

(thanks edwardsheroin and lorgan for this suggestion)