Lucky Bastards!
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The luckiest of all bastards, gives hope to all men that no matter how ugly, you can still get married to someone like Monica Bellucci.
This freak polluted both Rose McGowan and Dita Von Teese. They both came to their senses, leaving this beast on the prowl once more.
This director can cast a crazy spell, for being able to snare Rachel Weisz into his arms.
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Love is NOT skin deep, in the case of disease-scarred seal and his lovely wife, Heidi Klum.
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This big-eared jewish music producer is married to sexy Christina Aguilera.
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Is that the father of the bride? No, that's the billionaire husband of Salma Hayek, proving that money can in fact buy love.
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... and the women they married...
This list gives hope to the uglies, freaks, nerds and dorks out there, that they too one day may snag a goddess.
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