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Added by Stehako on 5 Aug 2009 04:37
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Luckiest Talentless SOBs - & the Women They Kissed

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Natalie Portman - Attack of the Clones/Revenge of the Sith

Sienna Miller - Factory Girl

Awake - Jessica Alba

Mischa Barton - Virgin Territory

Rachel Bilson - Jumper

Stehako's rating:
Average listal rating (508 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 0
Reese Witherspoon - Pleasantville

Jordana Brewster - The Fast and the Furious

Jessica Alba - Into the Blue

Vera Farmiga - Running Scared

Penelope Cruz - Noel

Olivia Wilde - The Death and Life of Bobby Z

Piper Perabo - The Lazarus Project

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Jenna Elfman - Edtv

Jennifer Lopez - The Wedding Planner

Kate Hudson - How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days/Fool's Gold

Kate Beckinsale - Tiptoes

Sahara - Penelope Cruz

Jaime King - Two for the Money

Carly Pope - Two for the Money

Kimberly Williams - We Are Marshall

Jennifer Garner - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

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Kirsten Dunst - Virgin Suicides

Kate Beckinsale - Pearl Harbor

Julia Stiles - O

Rose Byrne - Wicker Park

Diane Kruger - Wicker Park

Marley Shelton - Sin City

Scarlett Johansson - The Black Dahlia

Naomie Harris - August

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Brittany Daniel - Basketball Diaries

Reese Witherspoon - Fear

Heather Graham - Boogie Nights

China Chow - The Big Hit

Jennifer Aniston - Rock Star

Thandie Newton - The Truth About Charlie

Charlize Theron - The Italian Job

Elizabeth Banks - Invincible

Kate Mara - Shooter

Zooey Deschanel - The Happening

Olga Kurylenko - Max Payne

Stehako's rating:
Average listal rating (1660 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 0
Bridget Fonda - It Could Happen to You

Elisabeth Shue - Leaving Las Vegas

Vanessa Marcil - The Rock

Monica Potter - Con Air

Gina Gershon - Face/Off

Meg Ryan - City of Angels

Carla Gugino - Snake Eyes

Angelina Jolie - Gone in 60 Seconds

Tea Leoni - The Family Man

Penelope Cruz - Captain Corelli's Mandolin

Diane Kruger - Matchstick Men/National Treasure

Maria Bello - World Trade Center

Eva Mendes - Ghost Rider

Jessica Biel - Next

Rose Byrne - Knowing

Eva Mendes - The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans

Monica Bellucci - The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Stehako's rating:
Average listal rating (1821 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 0
Monica Bellucci - Dracula

Winona Ryder - Dracula

Sandra Bullock - Speed

Aitana Sanchez-Gijon - A Walk in the Clouds

Rachel Weisz - Chain Reaction

Cameron Diaz - Feeling Minnesota

Charlize Theron - The Devil's Advocate & Sweet November

Carrie-Anne Moss - The Matrix Trilogy

Brooke Langton - The Replacements

Marisa Tomei - The Watcher

Diane Lane - Hardball

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Keira Knightley - Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy

Diane Kruger - Troy

Nathalie Cox - Kingdom of Heaven

Kirsten Dunst - Elizabethtown

Christina Ricci - New York, I Love You

Riley Keough - The Good Doctor
Stehako's rating:
Average listal rating (319 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 0
Kelly Lynch - Drugstore Cowboy

Sean Young - A Kiss Before Dying

Bridget Fonda - Singles

Annabella Sciorra - Mr. Wonderful

Nicole Kidman - To Die For

Denise Richards - Wild Things

Cameron Diaz - There's Something About Mary

Natasha McElhone - City of Ghosts

Christina Applegate - Employee of the Month

Marisa Tomei - Factotum

Kate Hudson - You Me and Dupree

Stehako's rating:
Liv Tyler - Inventing the Abbots

Kate Winslet - Quills

Bryce Dallas Howard - The Village

Jacinda Barret - Ladder 49

Reese Witherspoon - Walk the Line

Eva Mendes - We Own the Night

Jennifer Connelly - Reservation Road

Vinessa Shaw - Two Lovers

Gwyneth Paltrow - Two Lovers

Stehako's rating:

Actors who must have this in their contract clause:

Don't expect me to act and the film must contain a kissing/sex scene with a beautiful woman. Thanks, bro.

These guys seem like they could actually be cool in real life, sans Hayden Christensen; but damn it, they are terrible actors! And look at these women they've been able to get close with! Sure, they're mostly professional/awkward kisses, but lucky SOBs nonetheless.

Congratulations to Penelope Cruz and Reese Witherspoon for showing up 3 times on the list. You must be attracted to poor talent.


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