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Added by The Flagship on 2 Aug 2009 05:40
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Impractical Female Armour

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People who added this item 40 Average listal rating (19 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 0


Weak spots: 3
Vital Organs Exposed: Brain, Liver, Stomach, Intestines
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People who added this item 16 Average listal rating (4 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 0
Golden Axe: Beast Rider - PlayStation 3


Weak spots: 3
Vital Organs Exposed: Brain, Heart, Lungs, Liver, Kidneys, Stomach, Intestines
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People who added this item 30 Average listal rating (18 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 0
Xena: Warrior Princess - PlayStation


Weak spots: 3
Vital Organs Exposed: Brain, Heart
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People who added this item 113 Average listal rating (56 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 0
SoulCalibur IV - PlayStation 3


Weak spots: 4
Vital Organs Exposed: Brain, Heart, Lungs, Intestines



Weak spots: 5
Vital Organs Exposed: Brain, Heart, Lungs
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Weak spots: 4
Vital Organs Exposed: Brain, Heart, Lungs, Stomach, Intestines
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People who added this item 43 Average listal rating (15 ratings) 8.7 IMDB Rating 0
Monster Hunter Freedom 2 - PlayStation Portable


Weak spots: 5
Vital Organs Exposed: Brain, Liver, Kidneys, Stomach, Intestines
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People who added this item 989 Average listal rating (712 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 0
World of Warcraft - PC Games


Weak spots: 6
Vital Organs Exposed: Brain, Heart, Liver, Stomach, Intestines, Kidneys
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People who added this item 905 Average listal rating (504 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 0
Final Fantasy XII - PlayStation 2


Weak spots: 6
Vital Organs Exposed: Lungs, Heart, Liver, Stomach, Intestines, Kidneys
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People who added this item 13 Average listal rating (6 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 0


Weak spots: 7
Vital Organs Exposed: Brain, Lungs, Heart,
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People who added this item 340 Average listal rating (175 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 0
Guild Wars - PC Games


Weak spots: 8
Vital Organs Exposed: Brain, Lungs, Heart, Liver, Stomach, Intestines, Kidneys
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Weak spots: 10
Vital Organs Exposed: Brain, Liver, Kidneys, Stomach, Intestines
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Women in computer games are doomed. Whereas men are given brutally intimidating and powerful armour to protect themselves (SEE HERE), women have to make do with the scraps on the ironmonger's floor. Female armour has almost zero chance of protecting the wearer from stray arrows, bullets, shrapnel or even hypothermia.

They don't seem too fussed however, I guess they just assume their foes will aim for the shiny bits, or maybe give up violence altogether in the face of a +10 Cleavage boost.

I've analysed a few 'suits' of 'armour' and tallied up their weak spots. A weak spot is any part of the body that, if struck, would result in dismemberment, disembowelment or death. Surely that's something you'd want to minimise by wearing armour.

Weak spots:
*Neck and Chest
*Upper Arms
*Lower Arms
*Abdomen
*Upper Leg
*Lower Leg


Here's how female armour should be done:



Weak spots: 0
Vital Organs Exposed: None

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