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Added by captaine on 6 Jul 2010 04:29
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People who added this item 2824 Average listal rating (1827 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.5
Oh, God, I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams.
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People who added this item 4368 Average listal rating (2975 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7
It's the so-called "normal" guys who always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.


You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates.


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People who added this item 1091 Average listal rating (677 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.3
Hackers (1995)
Never send a boy to do a woman's job
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People who added this item 677 Average listal rating (462 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.9
The Burbs (1989)
I've never seen that. I've never seen anybody drive their garbage down to the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick. I-I've never seen that.
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People who added this item 501 Average listal rating (321 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.4
Tank Girl (1995)
Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry sh*t continues, shoot me now, please.


I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!


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People who added this item 1584 Average listal rating (1068 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 7.1
Tremors (1990)
Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!
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People who added this item 7969 Average listal rating (5803 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 8.1
Jurassic Park (1993)
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...

Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...


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People who added this item 5097 Average listal rating (3579 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 7
Oh no, you did NOT shoot that green sh*t at me!
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People who added this item 192 Average listal rating (124 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6.9
The Ref (1994)
Excuse me! Excuse me! EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!
If you don't mind, the "corpse" *STILL* has the floor!
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People who added this item 1114 Average listal rating (741 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.1
Mallrats (1995)
It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?

Sure, why not?

He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
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People who added this item 5764 Average listal rating (3895 ratings) 7.7 IMDB Rating 8
Donnie Darko (2001)
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a d*ck?
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People who added this item 1628 Average listal rating (1009 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.3
She's the Man (2006)
Oh my god you're hurt... I mean, suck it up, be a man and rub some dirt on it.
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People who added this item 2214 Average listal rating (1389 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.4
Garden State (2004)
I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other or whatever else is down here!
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People who added this item 5271 Average listal rating (3722 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 8.5
No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative," or some sh*t like that. You say "no problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me." And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby."
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People who added this item 750 Average listal rating (442 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 6.7
Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear.


What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. What's with you today?

What's with today today?


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People who added this item 711 Average listal rating (427 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.3
I'm loud, darling, but never cheap.
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People who added this item 2377 Average listal rating (1576 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 7.6
The Crow (1994)
Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.
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People who added this item 6769 Average listal rating (4773 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 7.6
Home Alone (1990)
Hey! I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, ten!

Keep the change, you filthy animal!

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People who added this item 388 Average listal rating (245 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.4
Are we limp and hard to manage?
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People who added this item 2700 Average listal rating (1878 ratings) 8.5 IMDB Rating 8.5
Every man's ready to get married when the right girl comes along.
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People who added this item 796 Average listal rating (532 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.3
Wolf (1994)
You know, I think I understand what you're like now. You're very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you because you're beautiful, but you want them to be interested in you because you're you. The problem is, aside from all that beauty, you're not very interesting. You're rude, you're hostile, you're sullen, you're withdrawn. I know you want someone to look past all that at the real person underneath but the only reason anyone would bother to look past all that is because you're beautful. Ironic, isn't it? In an odd way you're your own problem.

Sorry. Wrong line. I am not taken aback by your keen insight and suddenly challenged by you.


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People who added this item 492 Average listal rating (353 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 6.8
Dog Soldiers (2002)
I hope I give you the sh*ts, you f*cking wimp.
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People who added this item 305 Average listal rating (190 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.6
Who put the acid in my Spam?


Haven't you ever wanted to just disappear, lunch boy? Poof, you're gone? You'd be surprised how interesting people become when they think you're *really* stupid.


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People who added this item 1881 Average listal rating (1207 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.4
Labyrinth (1986)
*Everything*! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for *you*! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?
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It's like my mom always said: "Two tears in a bucket, motherf*ck it."
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People who added this item 95 Average listal rating (65 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 6.7
But what about our lessons? Pay as you go, earn as you learn. What were you going to teach me, Mr. Pyatt? And you said I was gonna love it, love being touhed by a man like you.
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People who added this item 219 Average listal rating (99 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 7.6
Persuasion (1995)
If I may, so long as the woman you love lives, and lives for you, all the privilege I claim for my own sex, and it is not a very enviable one - you need not covet it, is that of loving longest when all hope is gone.
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People who added this item 2553 Average listal rating (1696 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 7.8
The Goonies (1985)
But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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