British Comedy: Gimme Gimme Gimme
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Gimme Gimme Gimme (1999)
Broadcaster: BBC
Genre: Sitcom
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
Stars: Kathy Burke, James Dreyfus
Episodes: 19
Episode Average: 6.368
BEST EPISODES:
Millennium (1999), Big Break (2000)
SERIES ONE


6 episodes
Series Score: 41
Episode Average: 6.83
Perfect 10's: 0
S1E1 WHO'S THAT BOY?
Originally broadcast: 8 January 1999
Directed by: Liddy Oldroyd
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
Linda and Tom both try to take responsibility for a mystery man who appears in their kitchen dressed only in pants.
"Here, how would you like it if you were parking your breakfast, and a load of people walked in on you?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S1E2 THE BIG BREAK
Originally broadcast: 15 January 1999
Directed by: Liddy Oldroyd
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
Tom has an audition for Crimewatch, and Linda's sure that a message of love is from Jez.
"You have not! You've got shag-me-up-a-back-alley-after-fifteen-Babycham-eyes!"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S1E3 LEGS AND CO
Originally broadcast: 22 January 1999
Directed by: Liddy Oldroyd
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
Tom's broken leg brings help in the form of a suicidal man called Shirley, and Linda's intentions are thwarted by religion.
"It's funny, but before I found God, I only went out with dolly-birds, but I don't know, since I found the Lord, I look deeper than that. I'm interested in the soul of a person. I'm interested in your soul, Linda. I don't care how ugly you are."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S1E4 DO THEY TAKE SUGAR?
Originally broadcast: 29 January 1999
Directed by: Liddy Oldroyd
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
Linda isn't best pleased when her famous sister turns up, but it raises Tom's profile when the press report that he is her latest man.
"You can only judge a shithole by the turds that pass through it!"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S1E5 SATURDAY NIGHT NIVA
Originally broadcast: 5 February 1999
Directed by: Liddy Oldroyd
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
Tom goes clubbing to defy the fact that he's getting older, and Linda gets out her womanly charm in an effort to get Jez in the sack.
"No, no, no, no, no, this is not going to happen. Not long ago, I'd be zipping up my party pants,doing a bucket-load of drugs, painting the town pink, and now I'm knocking thirty, and I've transmogrified into Ann Widdecombe,"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S1E6 I DO, I DO, I DO
Originally broadcast: 12 February 1999
Directed by: Liddy Oldroyd
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
So, I can't have friends now, can I? I've got to eke out the rest of my days with some ginger fag hag with enough cellulite to cover Japan
"So, I can't have friends now, can I? I've got to eke out the rest of my days with some ginger fag hag with enough cellulite to cover Japan"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
MILLENNIUM
SPECIAL


SPECIAL MILLENNIUM
Originally broadcast: 29 December 1999
Directed by: Liddy Oldroyd
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
Linda and Tom both dream about what they'd like to be doing for the Millennium, but end up spending the night with only each other for entertainment.
"I've had my best sex in the dark... well blokes prefer it that way don't they!?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
SERIES TWO


6 episodes
Series Score: 40
Episode Average: 6.67
Perfect 10's: 0
S2E1 TEACHER'S PET
Originally broadcast: 14 January 2000
Directed by: Liddy Oldroyd
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
Tom tries to teach Sugar how to act, and Linda tries to look after a baby.
"I'm in distress!" I'm in THIS DRESS!!!"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S2E2 STIFF
Originally broadcast: 21 January 2000
Directed by: Liddy Oldroyd
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
Tom and Linda are confused when they find Beryl in a coffin in their living room.
"Well bugger me in Burnley, it's Beryl, our landlady!"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 5
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S2E3 PRISON VISITOR
Originally broadcast: 28 January 2000
Directed by: Liddy Oldroyd
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
Tom hopes to train a cat for television, and Linda writes to a prisoner, who then escapes and falls in love.
"Tom, I ain't a pussy person. When people look at me, they don't think cat, they think dog!"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S2E4 DIRTY 30
Originally broadcast: 4 February 2000
Directed by: Liddy Oldroyd
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
Tom's parents visit for his birthday, and his plan to get rid of them takes an unexpected turn.
"Get your sweaty digits off my crotch, you dirty minded mare!"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S2E5 GLAD TO BE GAY?
Originally broadcast: 11 February 2000
Directed by: Liddy Oldroyd
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
Tom goes clubbing to defy the fact that he's getting older, and Linda gets out her womanly charm in an effort to get Jez in the sack.
"God, one little mistake and I'm tarnished for life. Jeez, I sniffed some glue when I was in the Brownies, does that make me a drug addict? No! I wore an A line skirt in the seventies, does that mean I have no taste now? No! I sleep with one woman, and all of a sudden, I'm branded a tennis player."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7
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S2E6 SOFA MAN
Originally broadcast: 18 February 2000
Directed by: Liddy Oldroyd
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
Tom gets a job doing sofa adverts, and Linda gets a job in a factory, both soon have their eyes on love.
"I think I'm gonna throw up, it's look like a cross between
Chris Evans and Olive from 'On the Buses'."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
SERIES THREE


6 episodes
Series Score: 32
Episode Average: 5.33
Perfect 10's: 0
S3E1 DOWN AND OUT
Originally broadcast: 2 November 2001
Directed by: Tristram Shapeero
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
Linda opens the garden as a camp site, and Tom writes a drama for himself and Simon Shepherd.
"This is my flatmate, Tom. I was just telling Tom what a lovely screw you were."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 8
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S3E2 LOLLIPOP MAN
Originally broadcast: 9 November 2001
Directed by: Tristram Shapeero
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
Tom gets a role as 'passing person' in a play supposedly starring Tom Cruise, but he forgets his one-word line.
"Oh for goodness sake, will you stop pacing around please? One's very twitchy around ones opening. One needs peace, calm, serendipity... not a roly-poly red-headed raccoon racing around in a ra-ra skirt!"
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4
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S3E3 SECRETS AND FLIES
Originally broadcast: 23 November 2001
Directed by: Tristram Shapeero
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
Linda's son, Zippy, turns up to find his smother, and Suze gives birth.
"Oh Zippy, I could talk to you till the cows come home. In fact, that's what daddy used to say when I got in of a night, 'Oh look, the cow's come home!'"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S3E4 TRAUMA
Originally broadcast: 30 November 2001
Directed by: Tristram Shapeero
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
Tom has a part in a medical drama, and Linda's in hospital with a saucepan stuck on her head.
"Here, that used to my nickname up at The Hod Carrier's Arms. They used to say, 'Anyone ugly, she's Adam!'"
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 5
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S3E5 SINGING IN THE DRAIN
Originally broadcast: 7 December 2001
Directed by: Tristram Shapeero
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
After being offered a part in a musical, Tom takes singing lessons with a Linda lookalike.
"Are you Catherine Zeta-Jones? People have always mistaken me for you."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S3E6 DECOY
Originally broadcast: 14 December 2001
Directed by: Tristram Shapeero
Written by: Jonathan Harvey
Tom finally gets his big break, but Linda isn't happy because it means he will have to move away, and she pretends to be ill to stop him going.
"I've got a famous botty, I have. When I walk down the road, people say, 'Your arse is massive'."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7
Comic Relief (2001)


COMIC RELIEF
SPECIAL
COMIC RELIEF SPECIAL
Comic Relief
Originally broadcast: 16 March 2001
Tom and Linda open a kissing booth in a church.
CHARACTERS

Part of the
British Comedy Collection
Gimme Gimme Gimme is about two people who share a flat. The first, Linda, is a loud-mouthed middle-aged woman in her 'twenties'. Unlike the world around her, she sees herself as 'gawjus!', and thinks that men can't resist her charms. Her flatmate, Tom, is a gay. He believes that he is a gifted actor, but he never seems to get much work, barring the odd walk-on role, or corny advert.
SERIES SCORES Series 1: 6.83
Series 2: 6.67
Series 3: 5.33
FAVOURITE EPISODES Holy Godiva 1. Millennium
(Special - 1999)
2. Big Break
(Series 1, Episode 2 - 1999)
3. Dirty 30
(Series 2, Episode 4 - 2000)Onion Jack 1. Dirty 30
(Series 2, Episode 4 - 2000)
2. Big Break
(Series 1, Episode 2 - 1999)
3. Trouble in Mind
(Series 2, Episode 2 - 1993)
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