British Comedy: Alan Partridge

THE DAY TODAY

Sports Correspondent (BBC)

KNOWING ME, KNOWING YOU

Chat Show Host (BBC)

I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE

Radio DJ (Radio Norwich)
Military-based Quiz Show Host (UK Conquest)

MID MORNING MATTERS

Radio DJ (North Norfolk Digital)

ALPHA PAPA

Radio DJ (North Norfolk Digital/SHAPE)

Years: 1994
Broadcaster: BBC
Genre: Satire, Spoof
Written by:Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan
Rebecca Front, Armando Iannucci,
Doon Mackichan, Patrick Marber,
Christopher Morris, David Schneider,
Andrew Glover, David Quantick, Steven Wells,
Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan
Stars: Chris Morris, Steve Coogan
Episodes: 6
Episode Average: 8.333

BEST EPISODE:

Magnifivent (1994)

SERIES ONE

(1994)
6 episodes
Series Score: 50
Episode Average: 8.33
Perfect 10's: 1

S1E1

MAIN NEWS ATTACK

Originally broadcast: 19 January 1994
Directed by: Andrew Gillman
Written by: Christopher Morris, Armando Iannucci, Peter Baynham
Steve Coogan, Rebecca Front, Doon Mackichan, Patrick Marber
David Schneider, Andrew Glover, Steven Wells, David Quantick,
Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

CBN's Barbara Wintergreen reports on an execution in Tennessee, Christopher Morris questions the purpose of the London Jam Festival, and Beverley Smax reports on bullying in the Church of England.

"This is 'Sports Desk'. I'm Alan Partridge. And it's a special desk of sport now, as we look back on the sporting highlights of the last sporting season. So lie down, relax, and let the sports commence."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S1E2

THE BIG REPORT

Originally broadcast: 26 January 1994
Directed by: Andrew Gillman
Written by: Christopher Morris, Armando Iannucci, Peter Baynham,
Steve Coogan, David Schneider, Rebecca Front, Doon Mackichan,
Patrick Marber, Andrew Glover

Alan Partridge reports on the horse racing from Marple, Romella Belx reports on the growing problem of street dentistry, and there's news of a fly-on-the-wall documentary at a swimming pool in Acton.

"Hi, Chris. I'm Alan Partridge. Horses, love 'em or hate 'em, from Mr. Ed to Silver, that's the Lone Ranger's horse, they're all mingling here with officials."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9

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S1E3

MEGANEWS

Originally broadcast: 2 February 1994
Directed by: Andrew Gillman
Written by: Christopher Morris, Armando Iannucci, Peter Baynham,
Patrick Marber, Steve Coogan, David Schneider, Rebecca Front,
Doon Mackichan, Andrew Glover, Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

Ted Maul reports on the infestation of horses threatening the London Underground, Jennifer Gompertz brings news of trouble at the Palace, and an air jam clogs the skies over Britain.

"Well, let me tell you. If you have any more problems with him, you can ride me around the paddock."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E4

STRETCHCAST

Originally broadcast: 9 February 1994
Directed by: Andrew Gillman
Written by: Christopher Morris, Armando Iannucci, Peter Baynham,
Doon Mackichan, Patrick Marber, Steve Coogan, David Schneider,
Rebecca Front, Andrew Glover, Steven Wells, David Quantick

Ted Maul reports on the growing evidence of police eating suspects in custody, Alan Partridge tries to explain the group system for the upcoming World Cup, and Eugene Fraxby reports on how three cities have been evacuated because of bombdogs.

"Eat my goal! The goalie has got football pie all over his shirt."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E5

MAGNIFIVENT

Originally broadcast: 16 February 1994
Directed by: Andrew Gillman
Written by: Christopher Morris, Armando Iannucci, Peter Baynham,
Rebecca Front, Doon Mackichan, Patrick Marber, Steve Coogan,
David Schneider

News that the pound has been stolen brings panic to the city, there's shock at reports of homeless people being clamped, and war is declared live on air.

"It's a great model, it goes like a bomb... and the car's not bad, either!"

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S1E6

NEWSATROLYSIS AKA NEWSGASM

Originally broadcast: 23 February 1994
Directed by: Andrew Gillman
Written by: Christopher Morris, Armando Iannucci, Peter Baynham,
Steve Coogan, Rebecca Front, Doon Mackichan, Patrick Marber,
David Schneider

Ted Maul reports on a train that's been stranded for two days because of a dead bird, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan is challenged when he claims that 35,000 workers are to lose their jobs, and Christopher Morris storms out of the studio when challenged by a minister.

"I can't breathe!"

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

CHRISTOPHER MORRIS

NEWS REPORTER
Played by Chris Morris

SYLVESTER STUART

WEATHERMAN
Played by David Schneider

VALERIE SINATRA

TRAVEL CORRESPONDENT
Played by Rebecca Front

COLLATERLIE SISTERS

BUSINESS CORRESPONDENT
Played by Doon Mackichan

ROSY MAY

ENVIRONMENTAL CORRESPONDENT
Played by Rebecca Front

PETER O'HANARAHA-HANRAHAN

ECONOMIC CORRESPONDENT
Played by Patrick Marber

JAQUES-'JAQUES' LIVEROT

PERMANENT COMMENTATOR
Played by Patrick Marber

BARBARA WINTERGREEN

CBN CORRESPONDENT
Played by Rebecca Front

BRANT

PHYSICAL CARTOONIST FROM 'THE TELEGRAPH'
Played by David Schneider

TED MAUL

ROVING REPORTER
Played by Chris Morris

Years: 1994-1995
Broadcaster: BBC
Genre: Spoof, Satire
Written by: Steve Coogan, Armando Iannucci,
Patrick Marber, Rebecca Front, David Schneider,
Doon Mackichan, John Thomson, The Cast
Stars: Steve Coogan, Rebecca Front
Episodes: 7
Episode Average: 8.857

BEST EPISODES:
Episode 3 (1994), Episode 4 (1999)

SERIES ONE

(1994)
7 episodes
Series Score: 52
Episode Average: 8.67*
Perfect 10's: 2
*not including special

S1E1

EPISODE 1

Originally broadcast: 16 September 1994
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Patrick Marber, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci, Rebecca Front

The contents of Alan's sleeve upsets one of his guests, a punk act isn't everyone's cup of tea, and the star guest seems to be running late.

"That could've been spectacular. We could've had a horse jump, now we've got a lump of dung."

HOUSE BAND:
Glenn Ponder and Chalet

GUESTS:

Roger Moore
(Actor)

Sue Lewis
(Showjumper)

Keith Hunt
(Host of This is Your Life)

Shona McGough
(Punk Singer)

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 8

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S1E2

EPISODE 2

Originally broadcast: 23 September 1994
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Patrick Marber, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci, Doon Mackichan

Alan's upset that the show has been described as 'moribund', a kiss from a sexy guest has a bitter aftertaste, and a celebrity couple try to deny rumours about their marriage.

"On your way! I knew there was something dodgy about you. Your hands are a giveaway. You've got great big flapping hands like a bloke. You could be a goalkeeper."

HOUSE BAND:
Glenn Ponder and Debonair

GUESTS:

Daniella Forrest
(Playboy Agony Aunt)

Alan Partridge
(Sailor)

Tony LeMesmer
(Magician)

Tania Beaumont
(Actress)

Gary Barker
(Actor)

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E3

EPISODE 3

Originally broadcast: 30 September 1994
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Patrick Marber, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci, Rebecca Front

Alan gets annoyed when a guest keeps getting his name wrong, a former Olympic hurdler can't help being controversial, and the jacuzzi turns out to be a little cooler than expected.

"Ooh, dear. Got an extra kiss for free there. Not... not that you normally charge."

HOUSE BAND:
Glenn Ponder and Ferrari

GUESTS:

Gina Langland
(Singer)

Lawrence Knowles
(Promoter)

Clive Sealy
(Dermatologist)

Elsie Morgan, Georgina Clarke, Ann Wily
(Olympic Hurdlers)

Hot Pants
(Strippers)

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S1E4

EPISODE 4

Originally broadcast: 7 October 1994
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Patrick Marber, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci, David Schneider

Alan shares hosting duties for a French special, a clown makes a nuisance of himself, and there's a difference of opinion on the
subject of fashion.

"Sorry, I'm being told I'm being ludicrous by Mrs. Whippy Head."

HOUSE BAND:
Glenn Ponder and Savoir Faire

CO-HOST:

Nina
Vanier

GUESTS:

Philippe Lambert
(Chef)

Alain Perdrix
(Lorry Driver)

Cirque des Clowns
(Clown Act)

Yvonne Boyd
(Fashion Designer)

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S1E5

EPISODE 5

Originally broadcast: 14 October 1994
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Patrick Marber, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci, David Schneider

A cockney promoter doesn't take kindly to questions about a court case, a Miss Norwich contestant reveals her admiration for Alan, and a political debate falls victim to head slapping.

"Come on! Please! There's a time and a place for fun and enjoyment but it's not on this show."

HOUSE BAND:
Glenn Ponder and Lazarus
DUE TO LEGAL ACTION

GUESTS:

Terry Norton
(Promoter)

Alan Partridge
(Deceased)

Miss Norwich Contestants
(Beauty Pageant Entrants)

Charlotte Fraser
(Labour Party)

Ronald Biggs
(Liberal Democrats)

Adrian Finch
(Conservative Party)

Lt. Col. Kojak Slaphead III
(Bald Brummies Against the Big-Footed Conspiracy Party)

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E6

EPISODE 6

Originally broadcast: 21 October 1994
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Patrick Marber, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci, John Thompson

Alan is accused of being childish, two lesbian television hosts continue the theme of an earlier revelation, and one of Lord Byron's possessions brings the show to an abrupt end.

"My face is designed as a leisure accessory."

HOUSE BAND:
Glenn Ponder and Bangkok

GUESTS:

Dean & Scott Maclean
(Film-Makers)

Wanda Harvey
(TV Host)

Bridie McMahon
(TV Host)

Joe Beazley and Cheeky Monkey
(Ventriloquist)

Forbes McAllister
(Restaurant Critic For 'The Spectator.)

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

SPECIAL

(1995)

SPECIAL

KNOWING ME, KNOWING YULE with ALAN PARTRIDGE

Originally broadcast: 29 December 1995
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Steve Coogan, Armando Iannucci,
Patrick Marber, The Cast, Rebecca Front

Alan pesters for confirmation of a second series, the air is filled with inappropriate innuendos, and there's a fire in the studio during a world record attempt.

"Now, as I said, your story is a Christmas fairy tale, isn't it? You're Gordon Hansel and Liz Gretel. Allow me, if you will, to be Hans Christian Alanpartridgesen."

HOUSE BAND:
Glenn Ponder and his 'friend' Andy

GUESTS:

Mary
(Christian Bellringer)

Fanny Thomas
(TV Chef)

Tony Hayers
(Chief Commissioning Editor of BBC Television)

Gordon Heron
(Golfer)

Liz Heron
(Golfer)

Mick Hucknall
(Singer)

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

GLENN PONDER

BANDLEADER
Played by Steve Brown

TONY HAYERS

CHIEF COMMISSIONING EDITOR OF BBC TELEVISION
Played by David Schneider

Also appears in... I'm Alan Partridge...

TONY HAYERS

CHIEF COMMISSIONING EDITOR OF BBC TELEVISION
Played by David Schneider

SPECIAL

(1995)

SPECIAL

ALAN PARTRIDGE'S COUNTRY RAMBLE

Originally broadcast: 29 December 1995
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Steve Coogan

Alan goes for a walk on Christmas Day morning.

"I'm no Dr. Doolittle, but there are times when I think birds are the only ones I can really talk to. Maybe that's because I'm a Partridge. Alan Partridge."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

Years: 1997-2002
Broadcaster: BBC
Genre: Sitcom
Written by: Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci, The Cast
Stars: Steve Coogan, Felicity Montagu
Episodes: 12
Episode Average: 8.500

BEST EPISODES:
The Colour of Alan (2002), To Kill a Mocking Alan (1997)

SERIES ONE

(1997)
6 episodes
Series Score: 55
Episode Average: 9.17
Perfect 10's: 3

S1E1

A ROOM WITH AN ALAN

Originally broadcast: 3 November 1997
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci, The Cast

Alan's still holding onto hopes for a second series, a deal is done on a house after some hard haggling, and a host of televisual brainwaves seemingly miss the mark.

"Smell my cheese, you mother!"

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S1E2

ALAN ATTRACTION

Originally broadcast: 10 November 1997
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci, The Cast

Lynn suggests downsizing the car to save money, a party of sparkling wine and Pringles is cut short at Peartree Productions, and the sweet taste of love isn't all it's cracked up to be.

"It may be chocolate to you, Jill, but to an unwitting member of staff this could look like some sort of dirty protest against the standard of service in the hotel."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S1E3

WATERSHIP ALAN

Originally broadcast: 17 November 1997
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci, The Cast

Alan upsets the local farming community, replacing Cliff Thorburn results in the drinking of too many ladyboys, and a simple 'yes or no' requires assistance.

"If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it. You fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife, who's also your brother."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S1E4

BASIC ALAN

Originally broadcast: 24 November 1997
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci, The Cast

Alan's the only guest during refurbishment, a Corby trouser press is taken apart, and a bit of late night traffic cone stealing leads to trouble.

"Will you stop saying you threw your monkey in the sea."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E5

TO KILL A MOCKING ALAN

Originally broadcast: 1 December 1997
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci, The Cast

The Travel Tavern plays host to 'An Afternoon with Alan Partridge', ignorant comments about the Irish jeopardise chances of a return to television, and an encounter with an obsessed fan leaves Alan running scared.

"Yeah. Er, I often think I should swallow this whole and, er, let it
slosh round my system, dispensing the coffee."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S1E6

TOWERING ALAN

Originally broadcast: 8 December 1997
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci, The Cast

Alan's reduced to judging fruit and vegetables at a country fayre, Tony Hayer's passing is met with renewed optimism, and there's an offer of a long-term contract at the BBC.

"Yes. A dosser and a dwad."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

SERIES TWO

(2002)
6 episodes
Series Score: 47
Episode Average: 7.83
Perfect 10's: 1

S2E1

THE TALENTED MR. ALAN

Originally broadcast: 11 November 2002
Directed by: Armando Iannucci
Written by: Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci

Alan's living in a caravan with his Ukrainian girlfriend, a celebrity endorsement fails to shift copies of his autobiography, and a chance meeting leads to an awkward sixth-form presentation.

"Coffee machines are the future, Lynn. Kettles are saaad."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

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S2E2

THE COLOUR OF ALAN

Originally broadcast: 18 November 2002
Directed by: Armando Iannucci
Written by: Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci

Somebody steals Michael's front door, Alan's asked to host a fireplace conference, and a series of pranks result in a serious foot injury.

"Sorry it's a bit of a building site. I mean, technically, you should have a hat hard on."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S2E3

BRAVEALAN

Originally broadcast: 25 November 2002
Directed by: Armando Iannucci
Written by: Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci

Alan makes a new friend at the garage, an attempt to impress leaves a strange taste in the mouth, and the issue of wood or MDF for a new kitchen is soon resolved.

"No, please! No! Oh, sorry. No, my Ukrainian girlfriend was attacking
me with a rubber hammer. She's mildly cretinous."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S2E4

NEVER SAY ALAN AGAIN

Originally broadcast: 2 December 2002
Directed by: Armando Iannucci
Written by: Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci

Alan plans a Bank Holiday Bond marathon, Lynn's new man demands she be treat better, and Michael's other friend angers 'Norfolk's Maddest Man'.

"Oh... butter my arse!"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S2E5

I KNOW WHAT ALAN DID LAST SUMMER

Originally broadcast: 9 December 2002
Directed by: Armando Iannucci
Written by: Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci

Two tax inspectors are treat to an accidental guff, Sonja isn't fooled by Bono, and Alan reacts quickly to take down a bear.

"John, yeah, I always think of you as Bleachy Head because of your hair. Bleachy Head, I could throw myself off the top of you if I get depressed again!"

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S2E6

ALAN WIDE SHUT

Originally broadcast: 16 December 2002
Directed by: Armando Iannucci
Written by: Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan,
Armando Iannucci

Unsold copies of 'Bouncing Back' are due to be pulped, the house is finally finished, and Alan causes offence at Lynn's baptism.

"No, that's a razor. Could have done with that for the crackling.
Have you ever shaved your crackling?"

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

MICHAEL

LINTON TRAVEL TAVERN EMPLOYEE/PETROL STATION ASSISTANT
Played by Simon Greenall

Also appears in... Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa...

MICHAEL

SECURITY GUARD
Played by Simon Greenall

LYNN BENFIELD

PERSONAL ASSISTANT
Played by Felicity Montagu

Also appears in... Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa...

LYNN BENFIELD

PERSONAL ASSISTANT
Played by Felicity Montagu

DAVE CLIFTON

RADIO DJ
Played by Phil Cornwell

Also appears in... Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa...

DAVE CLIFTON

RADIO DJ
Played by Phil Cornwell

SUSAN FOLEY

LINTON TRAVEL TAVERN MANAGER
Played by Barbara Durkin

SONJA

GIRLFRIEND
Played by Amelia Bulmore

Sophie

LINTON TRAVEL TAVERN RECEPTIONIST
Played by Sally Phillips

Ben

LINTON TRAVEL TAVERN EMPLOYEE
Played by James Lance

SPECIAL

(2003)

SPECIAL

ANGLIAN LIVES: ALAN PARTRIDGE

Originally broadcast: 24 March 2003
Directed by: Adam Tandy
Written by: Peter Baynham, Steve Coogan Armando Iannucci

Alan speaks to Ray Woollard about his career to date, the failure of his book, and his battle with Toblerone addiction.

"I remember one very low point. I got a whole one stuck sideways in my mouth, and the woman who works for me had to break its back with a toothbrush. I actually made myself sick. Well, I didn't make myself sick, I spewed into a Thermos. No prizes for guessing what I did with that."

HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 5

Years: 2010-2012*
Broadcaster: Sky
Genre: Sitcom, Mockumentary
Written by: Steve Coogan, Neil Gibbons
Rob Gibbons
Stars: Steve Coogan, Tim Key
Episodes: 6*
Episode Average: 7.833

BEST EPISODE:
Turgid and Milkshake (2012)

*12 episodes aired online 2010-2011, edited into 30-minute TV episodes in 2012

SERIES ONE

(2012)
6 episodes
Series Score: 47
Episode Average: 7.83
Perfect 10's: 0

S1E1

BROTH AND MUPPET

Broadcast: 9 July 2012

Originally available online:
Focus on Cycling (5 November 2010)
Tora Bora Alan (18 February 2011)

Directed by: Neil Gibbons, Rob Gibbons
Written by: Steve Coogan, Neil Gibbons, Rob Gibbons

Alan tries to cycle ten miles in thirty minutes, and a special forces soldier explains how he'd make a muppet of Bill Oddie.

"For those of you who don't have the webcam, it's a mock brass hand doing that."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E2

MUSTARD AND PEPPER

Broadcast: 16 July 2012

Originally available online:
Simply the Best of Norfolk (19 November 2010)
Wine (26 November 2010)

Directed by: Neil Gibbons, Rob Gibbons
Written by: Steve Coogan, Neil Gibbons, Rob Gibbons

Alan tries to discover who the best person Norfolk has produced is, and an expert demonstrates how best to enjoy wine.

"No, this wine tastes of Chewits."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E3

IDIOM AND INCEPTION

Broadcast: 23 July 2012

Originally available online:
King and Car (10 December 2010)
Alan's Sad Story (3 December 2010)

Directed by: Neil Gibbons, Rob Gibbons
Written by: Steve Coogan, Neil Gibbons, Rob Gibbons

Alan asks what the best 'thing' is, and an accident means that a viewer's sad story has to be made up on the spot.

"It's clearly confused you because you think I just substituted the T with an M. You smupid gim."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E4

CHUNKY AND TRAITOR

Broadcast: 30 July 2012

Originally available online:
Who Does Alan Think Alan is? (12 November 2010)
Partridge on Partridge (4 February 2011)

Directed by: Neil Gibbons, Rob Gibbons
Written by: Steve Coogan, Neil Gibbons, Rob Gibbons

Alan learns about his family's past, and Simon's in the bad books when it's revealed he's appeared on another show for the station.

"I was having lunch with an entrepreneur from Nottingham. Let's call him Brian, not his real name. Uh, his real name's Keith."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

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S1E5

SHADOW AND TAX

Broadcast: 6 August 2012

Originally available online:
North Norfolk Today with Eddie Shepherd and Terri Cohen (11 February 2011)
Alan Partridge: Out of the Box Thinker (25 February 2011)

Directed by: Neil Gibbons, Rob Gibbons
Written by: Steve Coogan, Neil Gibbons, Rob Gibbons

Alan stands in for a sick colleague, and an attempt to impress a successful businessman falls flat.

"So, I have got some big tits for you."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S1E6

TURGID AND MILKSHAKE

Originally broadcast: 13 August 2012

Originally available online:
Agony Alan (4 March 2011)
The Man with the Child in His Eyes (11 March 2011)

Directed by: Neil Gibbons, Rob Gibbons
Written by: Steve Coogan, Neil Gibbons, Rob Gibbons

An agony aunt section leaves Alan trying to stop a guy from ending it all, and the new sidekick causes flirtation overload.

"I would drink you dry."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

SIDEKICK SIMON

RADIO CO-HOST
Played by Tim Key

Also appears in... Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa...

SIDEKICK SIMON

RADIO CO-HOST
Played by Tim Key

ZOE SCOTT

RADIO CO-HOST
Played by Pippa Duffy

TERRI COHAN

RADIO BREAKFAST HOST
Played by Vicki Pepperdine

SPECIAL

(2012)

SPECIAL

ALAN PARTRIDGE: WELCOME TO THE PLACES OF MY LIFE

Originally broadcast: 25 June 2012
Directed by: Dave Lambert
Written by: Steve Coogan, Neil Gibbons, Rob Gibbons

Alan takes us on a tour of the places that make him
who he is... Alan Partridge.

"All right, sugar tits?"

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

SPECIAL

(2012)

SPECIAL

ALAN PARTRIDGE ON OPEN BOOKS WITH MARTIN BRYCE

Originally broadcast: 2 July 2012
Directed by: Declan Lowney
Written by: Steve Coogan, Neil Gibbons, Rob Gibbons

Chris Beale talks to Alan about his new book,
I, Partridge: We Need To Talk About Alan.

"Well, yeah. We all read on the loo. I mean, I tend to read short recipes from a cookery book, you know, so I can plan what's going to be the cause of the next visit."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

FILM

(2013)

FILM

ALAN PARTRIDGE: ALPHA PAPA

Released: 7 August 2013
Directed by: Declan Lowney
Written by: Neil Gibbons, Rob Gibbons, Steve Coogan, Armando Iannucci, Peter Baynham, Patrick Marber

The radio station is taken over, a disgruntled DJ holds the staff hostage, and Alan becomes the mediator.

"I'm not retreating. Pat's tugging me off."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

Comic Relief... with Alan Partridge
Originally broadcast: 17 March 1995

Finding someone who's done anything to raise money proves difficult, a small cheque from a local business is met with derision, and Alan's forced to bare his bottom for charity.

Kate Bush Medley
Originally broadcast: 12 March 1999

Alan broadcasts from the Radio Norwich studio for Comic Relief, Bryan Ferry pops in for a chat, and a trip to the main studio sees Alan perform a Kate Bush medley.

Live from Manchester
Originally broadcast: 16 March 2001

Alan broadcasts live from a boxing club in Manchester, Meals on Wheels can't get in because of his Lexus, and an angry owner sets him up for a sparring session.

The Milky Bar Kid
Originally broadcast: 11 March 2005

Alan reveals his dislike for Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, an interview with a man who once played the Milky Bar Kid gets a bit personal, and plans are made for a trip to the Lake District.

Red Nose Day
Originally broadcast: 18 March 2011

North Norfolk Digital listeners are asked what they've been doing to raise money, Abu Hamza pops in for a chat, and Alan spreads the red.