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Best Movie Quotes (2000-Present)

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People who added this item 5189 Average listal rating (3449 ratings) 8 IMDB Rating 8.4
Memento (2000)
Leonard: Now...where was I?
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Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry!
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People who added this item 3184 Average listal rating (2164 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.5
Zoolander (2001)
Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
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People who added this item 2803 Average listal rating (1882 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 7
Phone Booth (2003)
The Caller: Isn't it funny? You hear a phone ring and it could be anybody. But a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it? Doesn't it?
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Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.

Norrington: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
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People who added this item 3849 Average listal rating (2586 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 7
Mean Girls (2004)
Karen: On Wednesdays we wear pink!
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People who added this item 1394 Average listal rating (940 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 7.2
Matt Damon: Matt Damon.

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
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People who added this item 1252 Average listal rating (702 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.4
Edward R. Murrow: This instrument can teach, it can illuminate; yes, and it can even inspire. But it can do so only to the extent that humans are determined to use it to those ends. Otherwise it is merely wires and lights in a box. Good night, and good luck.
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People who added this item 5217 Average listal rating (3562 ratings) 8 IMDB Rating 8.5
The Departed (2006)
Colin Sullivan: Just fucking kill me. Just fucking kill me.
Billy Costigan: I am killing you.
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People who added this item 1197 Average listal rating (772 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.6
Idiocracy (2007)
Joe Bowers: And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!

Attorney General: Water? Like out of the toilet?
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People who added this item 5002 Average listal rating (3383 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 8.5
Alfred: Are you watching closely?

Cutter: Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it probably isn't. The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back. That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige"."

Officer: Do you have anything to say?
Alfred: Abracadabra.

Cutter: Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
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People who added this item 2235 Average listal rating (1443 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.6
Nick Naylor: That's the beauty of argument; if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.

Nick Naylor: I earn a living fronting an organization that kills 1200 people a day. Twelve hundred people. We're talking two jumbo jet plane loads of men, women and children. I mean, there's Attila, Genghis... and me, Nick Naylor. The face of cigarettes, the Colonel Sanders of nicotine.
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People who added this item 7730 Average listal rating (5566 ratings) 8.3 IMDB Rating 9
The Joker: Why so serious?

Alfred: Some men just want to watch the world burn.

James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

The Joker: How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this pencil disappear. Ta-daa! It's...it's gone.
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People who added this item 3102 Average listal rating (2093 ratings) 8 IMDB Rating 8.1
Gran Torino (2009)
Walt: Get off my lawn!

Walt: Ever notice how you across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.
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People who added this item 2698 Average listal rating (1807 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 7
Kirk Lazarus: You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.
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People who added this item 4724 Average listal rating (3273 ratings) 8 IMDB Rating 8.2
Up (2009)
Dug: Squirrel!
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People who added this item 4589 Average listal rating (2999 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 8
Black Swan (2010)
Nina: It was perfect.
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People who added this item 6146 Average listal rating (4307 ratings) 8.2 IMDB Rating 8.8
Inception (2010)
Eames: You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
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People who added this item 3941 Average listal rating (2677 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 8.2
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Woody: So long...partner.
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People who added this item 2069 Average listal rating (1288 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.5
Hugo (2011)
Hugo: I'd imagine the whole world was one big machine. Machines never come with any extra parts, you know. They always come with the exact amount they need. So I figured, if the entire world was one big machine, I couldn't be an extra part. I had to be here for some reason. And that means you have to be here for some reason, too.
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People who added this item 1556 Average listal rating (1082 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.7
Argo (2012)
Lester Siegel: Argo fuck yourself.
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People who added this item 3837 Average listal rating (2651 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 8
The Avengers (2012)
Hulk: Puny god.
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People who added this item 1239 Average listal rating (678 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.3
Lincoln (2012)
Thaddeus Stevens: The greatest measure of the Nineteenth Century. Passed by corruption, aided and abetted by the purest man in America.
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People who added this item 970 Average listal rating (655 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.4
Pilot: You must be pretty important. You gotta whole plane to yourself. Where you wanna go?
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People who added this item 870 Average listal rating (618 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.8
Muse: I'm the captain now.
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People who added this item 1159 Average listal rating (813 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 8.1
Alex Jones: They only cried when I left them.
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Birdman: People, they love this shit. They love blood. They love action. Not this talky, depressing, philosophical bullshit.
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People who added this item 1210 Average listal rating (875 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.9
Cruel Sergeant: On your feet, maggot!

Rita: What do we do now?
Bill Cage: I don't know. We've never gotten this far.
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People who added this item 2017 Average listal rating (1459 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 8
Groot: I am Groot.

Gamora: I'm going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.
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People who added this item 1102 Average listal rating (809 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 7.9
Nightcrawler (2014)
Lou Bloom: I feel like grabbing you by the ears right now and screaming, "I'm not fucking interested!" Instead, I'm going to drive home and do some accounting.
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People who added this item 1342 Average listal rating (1015 ratings) 8.1 IMDB Rating 8.5
Fletcher: There are no two words in the English language more harmful than "good job."

Fletcher: Not quite my tempo.

Fletcher: Not my fucking tempo!

Fletcher: There's no fucking Mars bar down there. What are you looking at?
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People who added this item 337 Average listal rating (247 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 7
The Gift (2015)
Gordo: You see what happens when you poison other people's mind with ideas?
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People who added this item 1035 Average listal rating (757 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.8
Chris Mannix: "Ole Mary Todd..." That's a nice touch.
Marquis Warren: Thanks.
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People who added this item 1523 Average listal rating (1148 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 8.1
Inside Out (2015)
Bing Bong: Take her to the moon for me. Okay?

Sadness: Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life's problems.
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People who added this item 1617 Average listal rating (1169 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 8.1
Nux: Oh, what a day...what a lovely day!
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People who added this item 1174 Average listal rating (866 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 8
The Martian (2015)
Mark Watney: I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.

Mark Watney: In the face of overwhelming odds, I'm left with only one option, I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this.
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People who added this item 660 Average listal rating (464 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 8.1
Room (2015)
Ma: You're gonna love it.
Jack: What?
Ma: The world.

Jack: When I was small, I only knew small things. But now I'm five, I know everything!
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People who added this item 729 Average listal rating (513 ratings) 7.7 IMDB Rating 8.1
Spotlight (2015)
Mitchell Garabedian: If it takes a village to raise a child, it takes a village to abuse one.

Walter Robinson: We've got two stories here; a story about degenerate clergy, and a story about a bunch of lawyers turning child abuse into a cottage industry. Which story do you want us to write? Because we're writing one of them.

Phil Saviano: How do you say "no" to God, right?
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People who added this item 1569 Average listal rating (1128 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 8
Deadpool (2016)
Deadpool: You're about to be killed by a zamboni!
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People who added this item 1082 Average listal rating (765 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 7.5
Doctor Strange: Dormamu, I've come to bargain!
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People who added this item 278 Average listal rating (181 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.3
Nadine: There are two types of people in the world: the people who naturally excel at life, and the people who hope all those people die in a big explosion.
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People who added this item 232 Average listal rating (147 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.2
Fences (2016)
Bono: Some people build fences to keep people out, and other people build fences to keep people in.
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People who added this item 578 Average listal rating (427 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 8.1
Hacksaw Ridge (2016)
Desmond Doss: Help me get one more.
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People who added this item 579 Average listal rating (423 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.4
The Nice Guys (2016)
Holland: Look on the bright side. Nobody got hurt.
Jackson: People got hurt.
Holland: I'm saying, I think they died quickly. So I don't think they got hurt.
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People who added this item 429 Average listal rating (221 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.2
Silence (2017)
Rodrigues: I pray but I am lost. Am I just praying to silence?

Inoue: The price for your glory is their suffering!
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People who added this item 795 Average listal rating (592 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.6
Baby Driver (2017)
Doc: Don't feed me any more lines from Monsters Inc. It pisses me off.

Doc: Retarded means slow. Was he slow?
Griff: No.
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People who added this item 846 Average listal rating (599 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 7.8
Dunkirk (2017)
Commander Bolton: You can practically see it from here.
Captain Winning: What?
Commander Bolton: Home.

Blind Man: Well done, lads. Well done.
Alex: All we did is survive.
Blind Man: That's enough.
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People who added this item 808 Average listal rating (615 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.7
Get Out (2017)
Dean: If I could, I would have voted for Obama for a third term.
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People who added this item 392 Average listal rating (284 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.5
I, Tonya (2017)
Tonya: Suck my dick!
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People who added this item 997 Average listal rating (720 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 8.1
Logan (2017)
Logan: Nature made me a freak. Man made me a weapon. And God made it last too long.
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