Best Movie Quotes (2000-Present)

Leonard: Now...where was I?

Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry!

Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

The Caller: Isn't it funny? You hear a phone ring and it could be anybody. But a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it? Doesn't it?

Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.

Norrington: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Karen: On Wednesdays we wear pink!

Matt Damon: Matt Damon.

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.

Edward R. Murrow: This instrument can teach, it can illuminate; yes, and it can even inspire. But it can do so only to the extent that humans are determined to use it to those ends. Otherwise it is merely wires and lights in a box. Good night, and good luck.

Colin Sullivan: Just fucking kill me. Just fucking kill me.
Billy Costigan: I am killing you.

Joe Bowers: And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!

Attorney General: Water? Like out of the toilet?

Alfred: Are you watching closely?

Cutter: Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it probably isn't. The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back. That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige"."

Officer: Do you have anything to say?
Alfred: Abracadabra.

Cutter: Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.

Nick Naylor: That's the beauty of argument; if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.

Nick Naylor: I earn a living fronting an organization that kills 1200 people a day. Twelve hundred people. We're talking two jumbo jet plane loads of men, women and children. I mean, there's Attila, Genghis... and me, Nick Naylor. The face of cigarettes, the Colonel Sanders of nicotine.

The Joker: Why so serious?

Alfred: Some men just want to watch the world burn.

James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

The Joker: How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this pencil disappear. Ta-daa! It's...it's gone.

Walt: Get off my lawn!

Walt: Ever notice how you across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.

Kirk Lazarus: You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.

Dug: Squirrel!

Nina: It was perfect.

Eames: You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

Woody: So long...partner.

Hugo: I'd imagine the whole world was one big machine. Machines never come with any extra parts, you know. They always come with the exact amount they need. So I figured, if the entire world was one big machine, I couldn't be an extra part. I had to be here for some reason. And that means you have to be here for some reason, too.

Lester Siegel: Argo fuck yourself.

Hulk: Puny god.

Thaddeus Stevens: The greatest measure of the Nineteenth Century. Passed by corruption, aided and abetted by the purest man in America.

Pilot: You must be pretty important. You gotta whole plane to yourself. Where you wanna go?

Muse: I'm the captain now.

Alex Jones: They only cried when I left them.

Birdman: People, they love this shit. They love blood. They love action. Not this talky, depressing, philosophical bullshit.

Cruel Sergeant: On your feet, maggot!

Rita: What do we do now?
Bill Cage: I don't know. We've never gotten this far.

Groot: I am Groot.

Gamora: I'm going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

Lou Bloom: I feel like grabbing you by the ears right now and screaming, "I'm not fucking interested!" Instead, I'm going to drive home and do some accounting.

Fletcher: There are no two words in the English language more harmful than "good job."

Fletcher: Not quite my tempo.

Fletcher: Not my fucking tempo!

Fletcher: There's no fucking Mars bar down there. What are you looking at?

Gordo: You see what happens when you poison other people's mind with ideas?

Chris Mannix: "Ole Mary Todd..." That's a nice touch.
Marquis Warren: Thanks.

Bing Bong: Take her to the moon for me. Okay?

Sadness: Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life's problems.

Nux: Oh, what a day...what a lovely day!

Mark Watney: I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.

Mark Watney: In the face of overwhelming odds, I'm left with only one option, I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this.

Ma: You're gonna love it.
Jack: What?
Ma: The world.

Jack: When I was small, I only knew small things. But now I'm five, I know everything!

Mitchell Garabedian: If it takes a village to raise a child, it takes a village to abuse one.

Walter Robinson: We've got two stories here; a story about degenerate clergy, and a story about a bunch of lawyers turning child abuse into a cottage industry. Which story do you want us to write? Because we're writing one of them.

Phil Saviano: How do you say "no" to God, right?

Deadpool: You're about to be killed by a zamboni!

Doctor Strange: Dormamu, I've come to bargain!

Nadine: There are two types of people in the world: the people who naturally excel at life, and the people who hope all those people die in a big explosion.

Bono: Some people build fences to keep people out, and other people build fences to keep people in.

Desmond Doss: Help me get one more.

Holland: Look on the bright side. Nobody got hurt.
Jackson: People got hurt.
Holland: I'm saying, I think they died quickly. So I don't think they got hurt.

Rodrigues: I pray but I am lost. Am I just praying to silence?

Inoue: The price for your glory is their suffering!

Doc: Don't feed me any more lines from Monsters Inc. It pisses me off.

Doc: Retarded means slow. Was he slow?
Griff: No.

Commander Bolton: You can practically see it from here.
Captain Winning: What?
Commander Bolton: Home.

Blind Man: Well done, lads. Well done.
Alex: All we did is survive.
Blind Man: That's enough.

Dean: If I could, I would have voted for Obama for a third term.

Tonya: Suck my dick!

Logan: Nature made me a freak. Man made me a weapon. And God made it last too long.