The Best of Catherine Keener

Maxine Lund
"Do you have any idea what it's like to have two people look at you, with total lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes? Wow. Nah, I don't suppose you would. It's quite a thrill, Craigy!"

Nicole Springer
"I don't know his sign but I think his moon is in Uranus."

Missy Armitage
"Now, sink into the floor."

Deirdre Piccirillo

Nora Wells
"Listen, Sheldon, I'm not proud of it but, there was a time in my life when I was a bit of a kiddie host groupie."

Nelle Harper Lee

Miriam
"No girls like her, she is distant, and basically the only people that want to hang out with her are older boys who want to fuck her."

Adele
"Hey bank robber! Hey, want some advice? Next time keep the engine running."

Trish
"I'm throwing myself at you and all you can think about are fucking toys."

Jan Burres

Andrea Phillips
"You'd think these trips would get easier, but it's just the opposite."

Jamie

Mom

Dot Woods
"They're not our family, and they're not our friends. You told me that."

Amy Welles