BAMF's July 2015 Cinejourney

Familiar Actors:
Clive Turner
and
Romy Windsor

True Rating: 0/10

My Review: A Howling Piece of Crap!!!

Familiar Actors:
Nobody this time

True Rating: 0.1/10

My Review: Review Massacre 2: Reich of the Dead

Familiar Actors:
Tom Atkins
Nancy Kyes
and
Tommy Lee Wallace

Cameos:
Jamie Lee Curtis

True Rating: 1.3/10

My Review: Halloween III: Review of the Witch

Familiar Actors:
Abigail Breslin
Wes Bentley
Alexander Ludwig
Cameron Bright
Reece Thompson
and
Francesca Eastwood

True Rating: 1.2/10

My Review: Reviewal Girl

Familiar Actors:
Milly Rosso
Becky Rosso
Christopher Cousins
Brittany Curran
Curtis Armstrong
Rose Abdoo
Bobby Campo
Chloe Bridges
and
Amy Hill

True Rating: 1/10

My Review: Review Blondes

Familiar Actors:
Art LaFleur
and
Jeff Chase

True Rating: 0.1/10

My Review: Ace Ventura: Review Detective Jr.

Familiar Actors:
Mimi Rogers
Eric Christian Olsen
Luis Guzman
Rachel Nichols
Elden Henson
Eugene Levy
Cheri Oteri
Shia LaBeouf
Brian Posehn
Lin Shaye
Bob Saget
and
Colin Ford

True Rating: 2.3/10

My Review: Review and Reviewerer: When Harry Met Lloyd

Familiar Actors:
Jennifer Morrison
Matthew Davis
Loretta Devine
Joseph Lawrence
Anson Mount
Eva Mendes
Anthony Anderson
and
Michael Bacall

Cameo:
Rebecca Gayheart

True Rating: 2.2/10

My Review: Urban Reviews: Final Cut

Familiar Actors:
Danny Nucci
Luke Perry
Sarah Deakins
Chauncey Leopardi
Cainan Wiebe
Chris Gauthier
Alexander Ludwig
Jay Brazeau
and
Michael Adamthwaite

True Rating: 2.8/10

My Review: The Sandlot: Reviewing Home

Familiar Actors:
Jon Campling
and
Uwe Boll

True Rating: 1.5/10

My Review: Review Massacre

Familiar Actors:
Sandra Bullock
Jason Patric
Willem Dafoe
Temuera Morrison
Colleen Camp
Glenn Plummer
Richard Speight Jr.
Tim Conway
and
Joe Morton

True Rating: 4.2/10

My Review: Speed 2: Review Control

Familiar Actors:
Roddy McDowall
William Ragsdale
Jon Gries
Brian Thompson
Merritt Butrick
and
Bob Bergen

True Rating: 4.2/10

My Review: Fright Review Part 2

Familiar Actors:
Kristin Bauer van Straten
W. Earl Brown
Daryl Hannah
Sheila Kelley
Elias Koteas
Vladimir Mashkov
Sandra Oh
Jennifer Tilly
Robert Wisdom
Jesse Bradford
Jack Conley
Lobo Sebastian
and
Iqbal Theba

True Rating: 4.7/10

My Review: Reviewing the Blue Iguana

Familiar Actors:
Anthony Padilla
Ian Hecox
Michael Ian Black
Shane Dawson
Kim Gatewood
Grace Helbig
Jenna Marbles
Harley Morenstein
and
Dominic Sandoval

Cameos:
Steve Austin
Markiplier
Fine Brothers
Damion Poitier
and
Smosh Gamers

True Rating: 6.1/10

My Review: Smosh: The Review

Familiar Actors:
Hyeon-sang Kwon
Bo-ra Nam
Ji-Yeon Park
and
Seung-ah Yoon

True Rating: 5.8/10

My Review: Review Bell 2: Bloody Camp?

Familiar Actors:
Jennifer Lopez
Aml Ameen
Viola Davis
Shea Whigham
and
Andre Royo

True Rating: 6/10

My Review: Lila & View

Familiar Actors:
Channing Tatum
Joe Manganiello
Kevin Nash
Gabriel Iglesias
Matthew Bomer
Adam Rodriguez
Amber Heard
Stephen "Twitch" Boss
Jada Pinkett Smith
Michael Strahan
Donald Glover
Andie MacDowell
Jane McNeill
Rhoda Griffis
Elizabeth Banks
and
Natalie Pero

True Rating: 5.8/10

My Review: Review Mike XXL

Familiar Actors:
Thomas Haden Church
Lauren Graham
Robbie Amell
Jay Hernandez
Joseph Julian Soria
and
Jason Davis

True Rating: 5.8/10

My Review: A Review on a War Dog

Familiar Actors:
Ed Helms
Christina Applegate
Skyler Gisondo
Steele Stebbins
Chris Hemsworth
Leslie Mann
Chevy Chase
Beverly D'Angelo
Charlie Day
Ron Livingston
Keegan Michael Key
Regina Hall
and
Elizabeth Gillies

Cameos:
Norman Reedus
Nick Kroll
Tim Heidecker
Kaitlin Olson
Michael Pena
Colin Hanks
John Francis Daley
and
Samm Levine

True Rating: 6.8/10

My Review: Vacation Review

Familiar Actors:
Tara Reid
Bo Derek
Frankie Muniz
Cassie Scerbo
Ryan Newman
Ian Ziering
Mark Cuban

Cameos:
Ne-Yo
Mark McGrath
Lou Ferrigno
George R.R. Martin
Kathie Lee Gifford
Hoda Kotb
Matt Lauer
Al Roker
David Hasselhoff
Holly Madison
Rick Fox
Kendra Wilkinson
Cindy Margolis
Penn Jillette
Teller
Chris Jericho
Jerry Springer
Chris Kirkpatrick
Tim Russ
Ray J
Ann Coulter
Genevieve Morton
and many more I don't personally recognize

True Rating: 7.3/10

My Review: Reviewnado 3: Oh Hell Yes!

Familiar Actor:
Bum Kim

True Rating: 6.9/10

My Review: Review Bell

Familiar Actors:
Al Pacino
Diane Keaton
Talia Shire
Andy Garcia
Eli Wallach
Joe Mantegna
Bridget Fonda
Sofia Coppola
Richard Bright
John Savage
John Cazale
and
Ron Jeremy

True Rating: 7.4/10

My Review: The Viewfather: Part III

Familiar Actors:
Jessica Szohr
Marton Csokas
Nikki Reed
Ray Liotta
Sean Faris
Forest Whitaker
Jonathan Bennett
Stephen Lang
Michael Chiklis
Common
and
Alex Ziwak

True Rating: 7.4/10

My Review: Pawn Review

Familiar Actors:
Patton Oswalt
Brian Firenzi
Jimmy Wong
Nina Hartley
Larry King
Michelle Glavan
Ela Darling
and
John Francis Daley

True Rating: 7.3/10

My Review: Dude Bro Party Review III

Familiar Actors:
Julianne Moore
Mia Wasikowska
John Cusack
Olivia Williams
Robert Pattinson
Sarah Gadon
Justin Kelly
Niamh Wilson
Emilia McCarthy
Joe Pingue
and
Carrie Fisher

True Rating: 7.4/10

My Review: Reviews to the Stars

Familiar Actors:
Matthew Broderick
Reese Witherspoon
Chris Klein
Molly Hagan
Holmes Osborne
and
Nicholas D'Agosto

True Rating: 6.6/10

My Review: Election Review

Familiar Actors:
Heather Ann Davis
Allie Gonino
Lance Reddick
Tracie Thoms
and
Victor Webster

True Rating: 6.6/10

My Review: Fun Size Review: Volume One

Familiar Actors:
Janeane Garofalo
David Hyde Pierce
Michael Showalter
Marguerite Moreau
Michael Ian Black
Zak Orth
A.D. Miles
Paul Rudd
Christopher Meloni
Molly Shannon
Ken Marino
Joe Lo Truglio
Amy Poehler
Bradley Cooper
Marisa Ryan
Elizabeth Banks
Kevin Sussman
Judah Friedlander
H. Jon Benjamin
Kyle Gallner
Samm Levine
Nina Hellman
and
David Wain

True Rating: 7.8/10

My Review: Wet Hot American Review

Familiar Actors:
Mark Wahlberg
Seth MacFarlane
Amanda Seyfried
Jessica Barth
Giovanni Ribisi
Sam J. Jones
Patrick Warburton
Bill Smitrovich
John Slattery
John Carroll Lynch
Patrick Stewart
Bobby Moynihan
Taran Killam
Jessica Szohr
Lexi Atkins
Ralph Garman
Rachael MacFarlane
and
Richard Pacheco

Cameos:
Morgan Freeman
Dennis Haysbert
Michael Dorn
Liam Neeson
Jay Leno
Jimmy Kimmel
Nana Visitor
Tara Strong
Tiffany
Avan Jogia
Martin Klebba
and
Richard Schiff

True Rating: 8.4/10

My Review: Teddy Bears Are People 2

Familiar Actors:
Kate Winslet
Jai Courtney
Mekhi Phifer
Shailene Woodley
Theo James
Ansel Elgort
Miles Teller
Octavia Spencer
Zoe Kravitz
Tony Goldwyn
Ashley Judd
Ray Stevenson
Jonny Weston
Naomi Watts
and
Maggie Q

True Rating: 7.8/10

My Review: Reviewant

Familiar Actors:
Jude Law
Melissa McCarthy
Rose Byrne
Richard Brake
Morena Baccarin
Jason Statham
Will Yun Lee
Bobby Cannavale
Michael McDonald
Peter Serafinowicz
Ben Falcone
50 Cent
Allison Janney
and
Paul Feig

True Rating: 8.2/10

My Review: A Pleasant Surprise

Familiar Actors:
Danielle Panabaker
Matt O'Leary
and
John Rhys-Davies

True Rating: 8.4/10

My Review: Review Lapse

Familiar Actors:
Clifton Collins Jr.
Lance Henriksen
and
Matt O'Leary

True Rating: 8.4/10

My Review: Stung Review

Familiar Actors:
Al Pacino
Robert Duvall
Diane Keaton
Robert De Niro
John Cazale
Talia Shire
James Caan
Abe Vigoda
Harry Dean Stanton
Roger Corman
Roman Coppola
Sofia Coppola
and
Richard Matheson

True Rating: 9.2/10

My Review: The Viewfather: Part II

Familiar Actors:
Paul Rudd
Michael Douglas
Evangeline Lilly
Corey Stoll
Bobby Cannavale
Judy Greer
Michael Pena
David Dastmalchian
T.I.
Wood Harris
John Slattery
Martin Donovan
Joe Chrest
Rus Blackwell
Anna Akana
Stan Lee He is a cameo, but he is always expected
Tom Kenny
and
Jordi Molla

Cameos:
Hayley Atwell
Chris Evans
Anthony Mackie
and
Sebastian Stan

True Rating: 9.2/10

My Review: Ant-View

Familiar Actors:
Emilia Clarke
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jai Courtney
J.K. Simmons
Jason Clarke
Matt Smith
Byung-hun Lee
Sandrine Holt
Douglas Smith
Courtney B. Vance
Dayo Okeniyi
James Moses Black
Douglas M. Griffin
Elton LeBlanc
and
Samantha Sadoff

True Rating: 9/10

My Review: Terminator: Revyw

Familiar Actors:
Chris Pratt
Bryce Dallas Howard
Irrfan Khan
Vincent D'Onofrio
Ty Simpkins
Jake Johnson
Omar Sy
BD Wong
Judy Greer
Lauren Lapkus
Brian Tee
Andy Buckley
Eric Edelstein
Colby Boothman-Shepard
Michael Papajohn
Brad Bird
Eddie J. Fernandez
and
Elton LeBlanc

Cameo:
Jimmy Fallon

True Rating: 8.8/10

My Review: Jurassic Review

Familiar Actors:
Jake Gyllenhaal
Rachel McAdams
Forest Whitaker
Oona Laurence
50 Cent
Skylan Brooks
Naomie Harris
Victor Ortiz
Beau Knapp
Miguel Gomez
Malcolm M. Mays
Jimmy Lennon Jr.
Clare Foley
Rita Ora
Jim Lampley
Roy Jones Jr.
and
Caitlin O'Connor

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: Southview