25 dangerous movies for teenager minds

To recap ... Elwood does not go to date, and mate with Twiggy (the blonde, buxom, brit supermodel!!!) to hang with his brother, Jake, escaping from Princess Leia Organa ? What ?

Highly non-educational ...

Even princesses have boobs, but Joliet Jake Blues refuses to touch 'em ...


Non-educational for young padawans...

To boldly go where no man has gone before...BUT :

1) dating an indian bald beauty and just lose your first official...
2) V'ger kick ass ! Bring it back !!!
3) Khan is an Augmented Human, teenagers wannabe like him !
4) Ceti Alpha 5 is not a Minshara Class Planet anymore...but Vulcan High Command never noticed it ?

Highly non-educational, if the teen asks : but T'Pol bra is made by Playtex and she found it in Frisco ? Or is a Vulcan bra made with Andorrian silk ? Why T'Pol has never saluted with "Long Live and Prosper, or used the Vulcan hand salute ?

In any case carry the kid to Boot Camp...

After 30 and more years you finally send Khan to Fantasy Island, but he can get along with Tattoo and he's back for vengeance...with the supernaturals powers of Doctor Strange.

Non-educational...and warning when kid carries a glass of water.

Mom...dad... come out to play-i-ay...




Very non-educational, if your boy starts yelling : WARCHIEF take him to a Boot Camp immediately !

All the young dudes in the search for Shelly Dubinsky @ Emily Dickinson College


Higly Non-educational, see Mass. University : M.I.T. , Harward, NorthEastern, Boston College

Modern She-Ulysses in space, epic opera

Non educational and very armful see : kids reading Playboy how to cure

I wanna be a single son,mom ! Now climb the ladder and clean the chandelier ...



Lightly Non-educational, raising the son of Satan is discreditable...
See : Six, SixSix the number of the beast

Mommmm... what's happened to granny in the basement ????


Non-educational : watch your kid when he's watching playing cards holding a pencil

Mom I'm chatting with Whopper about world's end...

Mildly non-educational see : on line games

Why you don't take a look at dirty mags and do your things under the covers, as the other guys do...Donnie?

Lightly non-educational see : airplane engine

Dad can I drive the Carrera over the weekend?

Slightly non-educational : teach kid no distraction when driving

Dad can I drive the Carrera over the weekend?

Non-educational : first ask kid what kind of job to the blonde teen 5 years his senior who asks for night out,
second put garage under lock and key


Note :
Fav Snoop Dogg's movie...

The long and winding road to Jupiter, Pluto and Mars


Non-educational see : cannibal kids how to cure

I could be tall 6'3", have perfect eyesight and hearing, and never had eyes with dark circles, but I've seen this movie ...

Very non educational see : hands over blankets

Mom I wanna take ballet lessons!
No Winona...you can't

Mom I wanna take acting lessons!
No Winona...you can't

Mom I want to take shooting lessons!
No Winona...you can't

OK, in the meantime I'm going to steal a gun ...

Geppetto, Pino, Talking Cricket, Melampo, Mangiafuoco all good characters in this Italian SyFy saga.

Very non-educational...and check kid new Italian teacher or the new au pair from Lucca

MJ played against Toons, and he won !!!
What's difference in real life ?

Non-educational see : Boring 90's NBA

You guys are from that band ? What's name...uhm...Village People ?

Non-educational : watch your kid when he ask for camping

Mork, the man who fell to Earth, is getting older...



Non-educational, see : Peter Pan Syndrome

Noooooooooo ! Mamma was right when she said : DO NOT LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL MUSIC...you'll become stupid !

Very non-educational see : I wanna rock by Twisted Sisters

Dayle Haddon, the sister of Damien from The Omen saga...



Non-educational, section : Dirty Dreams

Can I have 900.000 pounds to buy the Ludwig Van's piano, Mummy?