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The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time

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Decade: Rating: List Type:

253

6.9

The Limey

"You tell him... You tell him I'm coming, tell him I'm fucking coming"

1220

6.8

7.4

Law Abiding Citizen (2009)

"I'm gonna bring the whole fuckin' diseased, corrupt temple down on your head. It's gonna be biblical. "

FG93's rating:

1714

7.3

Cape Fear (1991)

" I got somethin' planned for your wife and kid that they ain't nevah gonna forget. They ain't nevah gonna forget it... and neither will you, Counselor!"

3438

7.8

8.1

Fargo (1996)

"Be there in 30 minutes, or I find you Jerry, and I shoot you and I shoot your fucking wife and I shoot all you fucking children and I shoot them all in the back of their fucking little heads. You got it?"

4177

7.9

8.3

Scarface (1983)

"I only tell you one time, don't fuck me Tony. Don't you ever try to fuck me."

FG93's rating:

4388

7.1

7.4

Back to the Future Part III (1990)

"From now on, you better be lookin' behind you when you walk. 'Cause one day you're gonna get a bullet in your back"

931

7.5

7.8

Tombstone

"You die first, get it. Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe. You understand me?"

FG93's rating:

181

6.5

6.4

Coogan's Bluff

"You better drop that blade, or you wont believe what happens next, even while its happening"

1070

7.1

7.3

They Live (1988)

"I'm giving you a choice, either put on these glasses, or start eating that trash can."

6.4

The Laughing Policeman (1974)

"Whatever you're reaching for better be a sandwitch, cause you're gonna have to eat it."

401

6.3

The Dead Pool

"Fuck with me, buddy, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to unbutton your collar to shit."

FG93's rating:

2523

7.8

8.2

Casino (1995)

Threat 1:
Pesci: "You fuck people out of money and you get away with it."
Fat Guy: "Can`t talk to me"*cut off*
Pesci: "Hey, you fat irish prick, you put my fucking money to sleep, you go get my money or I`ll put your fucking brain to sleep."

Threat 2:
"Get this threw your head you jew motherfucker you! You only exsist out here because of me! You're fucking warned! Don't ever go over my fucking head again! You motherfucker, you!"

Threat 3:
"Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name."

FG93's rating:

4108

8.3

Full Metal Jacket

Threat 1:
"I`m going to give your 3 seconds, exactly 3 fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!"

Threat 2:
"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"

347

5.3

6.2

Major Payne

"Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst."

487

7.4

In the Loop (2009)

Threat 1:
"I'll hit you so hard in the face you'll be shitting teeth"

Threat 2:
"You get sarcastic with me again and I will stuff so much cotton wool down your fucking throat it'll come out your arse like the tail on a Playboy bunny."

FG93's rating:

1749

7.3

Good Morning, Vietnam

"If you toy with me, I'll burn you so bad you'll wish you dies as a child"

521

7.2

7.5

Midnight Run (1988)

"You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a fuckin' pencil. Do you understand me?"

5277

8.5

The Departed

"You make one more drug deal with that idiot fucking cop-magnet of a cousin of yours and I'll forget your grandmother was so nice to me. I'll cut your fucking nuts off. You understand that? "

FG93's rating:

4301

7.9

8.1

The Big Lebowski

Threat 1:
"And tomorrow he'll come back and he'll cut off your johnson."

Threat 2:
"Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes 'click.'"

2259

7.6

7.9

The Blues Brothers

"Whatcha gonna do about that? You gonna stop us, Stein? Ha. You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth! "

1669

6.2

Coming to America (1988)

"I don't care who you are. This is America, Jack. Say another word about Lisa, and I'll break my foot off in your royal ass. "

1493

6.9

7.3

Punch-Drunk Love

"So you tell me 'that's that' before I beat the hell from you."

4356

8.4

8.7

GoodFellas

"I swear to my fucking mother, you touch her again your DEAD!"

FG93's rating:

1416

7.6

7.9

Carlito's Way

"If I ever, I mean if I ever see you here again, you die" *snaps fingers* "Just like that"

FG93's rating:

7956

7.7

8.2

Kill Bill: Vol. 1

"The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME!"

FG93's rating:

429

6.5

6.6

Sudden Impact (1983)

"Go ahead, make my day"

FG93's rating:

8623

8.3

8.9

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Threat 1:
"Say what again! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you motherfucker! Say what one more god damn time"

Threat 2:
"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

FG93's rating:

252

6.5

6.7

The Way of the Gun (2000)

Threat 1:
"Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuck start her head!"

Threat 2:
"My boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that, while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot, bitch!"

Threat 3:
" In a few minutes I'm gonna pull your fingernails out and leave you to think about em. Then later I'll come back and slash your eyeballs. I'll pour gasoline in your eyes from time to time to keep you from passing out."

3473

6.6

7.4

Scream

"No you listen you little bitch! You hang up on me again I'll gut you like a fish"

FG93's rating:

1101

7.5

Trading Places (1983)

"I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain"

1123

6.3

6.7

The Running Man (1987)

"But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!"

1781

7.1

7.7

A Few Good Men (1992)

"I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Marine!"

337

6.8

Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

"I'm gonna barbeque yo' ass in molasses!"

2133

6.5

6.9

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

"LOCKSLEY! I'm gonna cut your hart out with a spoon!"

FG93's rating:

3498

6.6

7.2

Speed (1994)

"I'm gonna rip your fucking spine out, I swear to God"

FG93's rating:

3827

7.1

7.5

Gangs of New York (2002)

"You see this knife?! I'm going to teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!"

FG93's rating:

1137

7.8

7.7

Miller's Crossing (1990)

"I am gonna send you to a deep, dark place and I am gonna have fun doing it! "

2374

7.8

7.7

Blue Velvet (1986)

"I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!"

1171

7.2

Wild at Heart

"I'll tear your fuckin' heart out, girl! "

3720

7.7

The Wizard of Oz (1939)

"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too! Ahahaha"

FG93's rating:

688

6.3

6.8

The Long Kiss Goodnight

Threat 1:
"You're gonna die screaming, and I'm gonna watch"

Threat 2:
"I will see to it that you spend the next ten years in prison getting ass fucked. And if the case gets thrown out because my arrest was too violent, then I will personally hire men to ass fuck you for the next ten years. So if you're an ass fucking fan, you go ahead and mouth off."

6529

8.2

8.4

The Shining

"Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in. Gonna bash 'em right the fuck in! ha ha ha "

FG93's rating:

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

2241

6.6

7.1

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

Threat 1:
"I'm gonna punch you in the overy, thats what I'm gonna do. Straight shot, right to the baby maker."

Threat 2:
"I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again."

FG93's rating:

300

5.1

5.6

The Man (2005)

"I'm gonna check the front of my car. If it smells like ass, I'm gonna beat you like a runaway slave."

515

5.5

5.4

Tank Girl (1995)

"Oh, I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!"

258

6.6

7.1

Diner

"I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill your whole family. "

3821

7.3

7.6

Mulan (1998)

"I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy. "

2602

7.4

7.8

The Goonies (1985)

"I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!"

FG93's rating:

1405

6.3

7.2

Team America: World Police (2004)

"And if you betray us, I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it? "

FG93's rating:

268

6.6

New Jack City

"Sit your five-dollar ass down before I make change."

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