Biggsy's Ultimate Fantasy Women

Pixie Lott

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:17:30 GMT

Musically average, but Sexually tremendous. This bitch should rename herself Pixie Hot. The video for her single Boys and Girls where she parades around in her pants is one of many wank worthy scenes she has been in.

Nicky Whelan

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:29:07 GMT

I first noticed this girl on the popular Australian Soap Neighbours. 100% Hotcake no doubt, it was the fact the P.E. Teacher at Erinsborough High would often walk around in next to nothing that caught my attention. A lesbian storyline also helped this slut get to top of my list.

Ke$ha

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:27:30 GMT

She might not be as pretty as some girls on my list, but there is something about Ke$ha that leads me to believe she'd be dynamite in the sack, but I think dynamite might be underselling it. Shagging this slut would be like 20 hiroshima's going off your cock. I reckon Ke$ha is the one girl on this list you could realistically meet in a romford club and take her round the bins for a quick suck and fuck. Putting it simply she looks complete and utter filth.

Francesca Sandford

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:21:14 GMT

From ages 17 - 23 the object of my affection was Cheryl Cole. Girls Aloud were riding high in the charts and Cheryl was riding me in my dreams, but time moves on and a new all girl group came on the scene. The Saturdays have taken over as Britain Number 1 Girl Group and Frankie for me is this girl groups top Fittie. A native of Hornchurch Essex adds to the alure as I know she is within stalking distance.

Laura Vandervoort

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 15:27:11 GMT

Saw this chick on the new sci-fi series V and it was love at first site.

She might be a Lizard like alien under human flesh, but that would not put me off improving inter-species relations with this babe.

Emma Watson

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:17:44 GMT

One thing I pride myself on is spotting talent early. Id liken myself to the Arsene Wenger of the Pervert world. Since the first Harry Potter Film I knew she was worth keeping an eye on, and boy was I right. Fast forward 5 years or so and any man in there right mind would get there magic wand out for "Hermione". Harry Potter films being shit surely she is the only good that has come from it.

Millie Clode

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:15:19 GMT

The second Sky Sports News presenter to appear on the list, where Charlotte has a filthyness to her Millie has a more innocent look to her. I hope one day to work at Sky Sports news and be able to live my dream of one day setting up a series of hidden cameras in the womans locker room at Sky Sports News HQ.

Cheryl Cole

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:38:48 GMT

There was a time when Cheryl would no doubt be my number 1, I remember the time I even admitted that I would gladly recieve a blow job off a Cheryl Cole/dog hybrid, those times have past. I had to have a good think wether to even include her on the list. Obviously I still lust after the Geordie babe, but things have changed. Her role as a judge on X Factor has made her a feminist icon to millions, but the more I hear her speak the more I find her 1) rather irritating and 2) rather dull. Maybe she is on the list for old times sake, but if im honest with myself, Id still give my right testicle to see the bitch naked. The recent dumping off Cashley Cole has helped to put her slightly highter on the list.

Katy Perry

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 08:13:23 GMT

A Rack to make grown man weep, Perry would be alot higher on the list if only she would have that Twatectomy to remove an unsightly growth (aka Russel Brand) that has suddenly appeared on her since mid 2009. The fact is I cant have sexy thoughts about Perry without some bearded cunt monkey telling how he "wants to pull his trooousers down and play with his dinkle" What she see's in the grossly unfunny cock sucker I will never know. Saying all that just one look of her Tits makes me want to shoot my load instantly. So katy in the unlikely event you ever read this, if you wanna make it to the top of the list dump the mug and if you wanna meet a real man from Grays meet me in the Pullman for a pint.

Becki Newton

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:23:23 GMT

I watched the first 10 or so episodes of Ugly Betty before realising it wasnt for me. One thing that was for me however was this sex kitten. There isnt too much I can say about her really accept I really want to give her good seeing too. Simple as that.

Amanda Peet

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:27:23 GMT

I think its her eyes that do it for me. I dont know why men find eyes attractive. You cant fuck an eye. You cant do anything sexual at all with an eye. In fact men would be a lot better off if women didnt have any eyes. Men would be on a level playing field. To a woman me and Brad Pitt would be one of the same. We'd have equal chance to pull an Angelina Jolie. Who knows why we like eyes but we just do. A recent role in the blockbuster 2012 brought her to my attention. To sum up, id like to do her.

Lyndsy Fonseca

Sun, 09 May 2010 02:23:45 GMT

Lyndsy Fonseca

Amy Smart

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:21:27 GMT

Remember that Lesbian scene in Starsky and Hutch. I do. Remember that scene of outrageous outdoor carnal behaviour in Crank and its sequal Crank 2:High Voltage. I do. On a regular basis. If I ever got the chance nailing this bird would be the "smart" thing to do.

Jennifer Morrison

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:20:33 GMT

The idea behind the TV series House is that a team of doctors solve baffling medical mysteries. I have a medical mystery for this TV Doctor. After watching an episode of House I get a severe swelling....in my pants. Followed by an aching sensation in my right hand. I think a prescription of regular blow jobs from this babe would help solve my particular problem.

Vanessa Hudgens

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:17:02 GMT

Kids have it good these days. When I was a nipper the only women on kids TV I would perv over was Alex Mac and in hindsight she wernt all that. Now kids have Miley Cyrus the bird off of the Wizards of Waverly place and this fit bitch. Zac Efron is one lucky cunt.

Scarlett Johansson

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:17:02 GMT

I first saw Scarlett in the suprisingly enjoyable film Eight Legged Freaks. She has a whopping pair of steam rollers. Lets face it. She is fit pure and simple.

Sienna Miller

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:18:10 GMT

A friend of mine once told me of a weird fetish he had. I listened intently when he told me he was attracted to girls with Blonde hair who dyed it black. I mocked, ridiculous I thought. This was one fetish to far. What a mug. That was until I saw the film GI Joe. Who's the mug now my friend must think to himself. The normally blonde Sienna Miller has a makeover in this film. This film she has switched her blonde locks for a more darker look. The first scene I saw her in had me playing trouser gymnastics and its been in my mind ever since. For that reason the only way this girl is getting into my bed would be to pay a visit to Toni & Guy first, then let the love making commence.

Zoe Saldana

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:21:39 GMT

Star Treks has had its babes in the past. NextGen had Troi, DS9 had Dax, Voyager had Seven, Enterpise had T'pol but this babe tops the lot. An improvement to the original Uhura this bird will have geeks the world over setting phasers to ejaculate for years to come.

Kristen Bell

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:17:58 GMT

Forgetting Sarah Marshall should be Renamed forgetting Russell Brand and the long haired mincer should be edited out cos the sex scenes in this would have left me needing the dry cleaners if it wasnt for that mug ruining every scene with "oooooh im Russell Brand" stlye of acting. Cant believe that prick has ruined 2 of my selections in this list. What a grade A cunt.

Dianna Agron

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:26:27 GMT

On the surface of it I shouldnt like glee. It would hardly seem the type of thing that a mans, man like me should be watching, but I dont miss an episode. This perky cheerleader is probably one of the reasons its essential viewing for me. Id love to rag her up the dirt'ole.

Marina and the Diamonds

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:19:20 GMT

A strange one you might think. How can you add someone after seeing them in one music video, the list will evolve and Marina may slip off the list after a while, but for the moment, her dancing around in a cheerleaders outfit. That music Video has done enough to ensure for the time being at least Marina remains on the list.

Amy Williams

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 08:22:25 GMT

I spent the olympics wishing I was her sled and it was naked Skeleton.

Being the patriotic soul I am id make sure she wore the gold medal whilst we were making love.

Rachel Riley

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:23:55 GMT

Id like a consenant please Rachel, A Vowel, A Consenant, a handjob please Rachel. Obviously this would ruin my run on Countdown. Channel 4 would ban me for life, but thankfully for me the same rules dont apply in my imagination as they do in real life. In my mind I take Rachel over to DICK-tionary corner where I give her the stuffing to of a life time. Whilst Jeff Stelling looks on with grudging respect. Then invites me to sit on the panel on that weeks Gillette Soccer Saturday where I sit between Paul Merson and Matt Le Tiss and commentate on an Outrageous Liverpool 10 - 0 drubbing of Man Utd. If only Real Life was like my imagination.

Amber Heard

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 07:49:22 GMT

Amber Heard

Holly Valance

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 07:54:17 GMT

Holly Valance

Selena Gomez

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 08:00:00 GMT

Selena Gomez