Dumbest Celebrity Quotes...

Mariah Carey

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:34:05 GMT

«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.»

Christina Aguilera

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:38:24 GMT

«So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?»

Brooke Shields

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:58:46 GMT

«Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.»

Naomi Campbell

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:44:37 GMT

«I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.»

Paris Hilton

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:51:47 GMT

«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.»

Britney Spears

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:42:02 GMT

«I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.»

«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»

George W. Bush

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 11:13:55 GMT

«I think war is a dangerous place.»

«I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.»

Keanu Reeves

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:53:03 GMT

“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.”

Linda Evangelista

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:40:51 GMT

«I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.»

«I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don't have to speak.»

Jessica Simpson

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:47:00 GMT

«I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.»

Michael Jackson

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:50:32 GMT

“The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.”

Linda Evans

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:48:38 GMT

«Every minute was more exciting than the next.»

Alicia Silverstone

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:54:33 GMT

“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”

Sylvester Stallone

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 11:01:32 GMT

«The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.»

David Hasselhoff

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:55:59 GMT

“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.”

Winona Ryder

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 11:21:24 GMT

«I feel my best when I'm happy.»