The Greatest Mullets of All Time

Paul McCartney

Sun, 17 May 2009 12:58:24 GMT

By capturing the hearts of the up-and-coming working class Americans, McCartney unleashed the mullet into American culture once again. Since Wings, the mullet has become an indispensable element of hard rocking, boot scooting, high flying, good old American pop culture.

Billy Ray Cyrus

Sun, 17 May 2009 11:35:23 GMT

Billy Ray Cyrus. His mullet is so unique, and has undergone so many changes, that it is simply know that the Achy, Breaky Mullet.

Chuck Norris

Sun, 17 May 2009 11:25:04 GMT

Chuck Norris, known far and wide for his Kung Fu Mullet. The Kung Fu is most often sported by Asians, but Chuck doesn't break stereotypes, he tortures them to within an inch of their life, and then eats them for breakfast. Interesting fact, there is no scalp under his mullet, just another fist.

Richard Dean Anderson

Sun, 17 May 2009 11:23:05 GMT

Here is Richard Dean Anderson. He is sporting a pretty mullet (see #6). It was a shame he lost the look before Stargate SG-1. That hair would have brought a whole new depth to the show.

Andre Agassi

Sun, 17 May 2009 11:19:48 GMT

Andre Agassi, sporting the Sportullet. This sporty mullet is usually sun bleached, and often either curled or fluffed by excessive running.

John Stamos

Sun, 17 May 2009 11:18:07 GMT

Here is John Stamos, AKA Uncle Jesse, sporting a pretty mullet. These mullets are often accompanied by over styled, fluffy hair.

Patrick Swayze

Sun, 17 May 2009 11:16:26 GMT

Ah, Patrick Swayze. Here he is sporting a Execu-Mullet. The Execu-Mullet is a cross between the executive cut, and a mullet. It is truly business in the front, party in the back.

Florence Henderson

Sun, 17 May 2009 11:12:36 GMT

Here we have Florence Henderson displaying the classic "Femullet." The femullet can run the gamut from pitbull rage to the dreaded "come give me a hug" attitude that you get from the aunt you haven't seen in 15 years. It is strongly recommended that when viewing or photographing a femullet, you do it from a safe distance to ensure your own well being.

David Bowie

Sun, 17 May 2009 11:11:05 GMT

Here is David Bowie, sporting the Punk Mullet aka the Munket. It is usually dyed a bright color, unwashed and unkempt. Not the neatest of the mullet breeds.

Mario López

Sun, 17 May 2009 11:04:39 GMT

Here we have Mario Lopez, aka AC Slater, sporting the classic Latino Mullet. They are usually slicked back, and often curled. They are every bit as spicy as the Latino boy toys that sport them.