My First Infatuation

Kristin Kreuk

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 10:04:22 GMT

[img id=431496 width=300full] I explicitly remember my first crush. It wasn't Kristin Kreuk, who I still don't think I've ever heard of, but rather Chun Li herself. More specifically, Chun Li on the cartridge of the Street Fighter 2 SNES game. My first interest in females came in digital form. What a legend. Regrettable Rating: I'd still hit it to this day!

Carrie Fisher

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 10:16:10 GMT

[img id=576730 width=300full] The standard issue lust icon of most men, I doubt I'm alone on this. Princess Leia in Return of The Jedi was the first real flesh and blood woman I ever had an interest in. I once borrowed Return of the Jedi on VHS, not to watch, but to look at her picture on the front cover of the case! Regret Rating: Not in that outfit.

Kim Cattrall

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 10:07:58 GMT

[img id=85418 width=300full] The same friend is responsible for all of these first three women, and I'm pretty sure he's gay now. It was thanks to Big Trouble in Little China that I first laid eyes on the young and nubile version of Kim Cattrall, not the more antique version that's still doing the rounds. Regret Rating: She gets hotter each time I watch Big Trouble!

Fearne Cotton

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:03:18 GMT

[img id=310336 width=300full] I first fancied Fearne Cotton when she presented some sort of Disney Club programme on Sunday mornings with a smarmy wanker called Des. I should throw in the disclaimer that I was as young as her at the time! She's just got hotter ever since. Regret Rating: Nope

Sandra Bullock

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:41:14 GMT

[img id=240269 width=300full] The tagteam of Speed and Demolition Man opened my eyes to Sandy B in the mid-90s. She didn't look quite so masculine sitting behind the wheel of a bus. Nowadays I think she'd probably be able to beat me up. Regret Rating: 4/10

Ada Nicodemou

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 10:23:37 GMT

[img id=576756 width=300full] This one took some dredging of the memory banks. Nobody will remember her, she starred in a show called Heartbreak High. If you think that sounds like a girl's show - you're right! But it came on every Tuesday after I watched the Fresh Prince of Bel Air(/watertight excuse). Regret Rating: 3/10

Geri Halliwell

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 10:04:33 GMT

[img id=408457 width=300full] I had to think fast one day when discussing the Spice Girls and realising that everyone had a favourite except me. In the end I predictably went for the one with the biggest breasts. It could've been worse I suppose. Regret Rating: 10/10

Carmen Electra

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 10:37:38 GMT

[img id=220161 width=300full] Before I knew what fake breasts even were, I just thought Carmen was well endowed in the sternal area. I first saw her in Baywatch and took an interest because she had the same name as a girl in my class. Now I hate her in all of her fake, plastic man-chinned glory. Regret Rating: 10/10

Denise Van Outen

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:59:52 GMT

[img id=452513 width=300full] Denise Van Outen made it worth getting out of bed every morning by being unnaturally lively (and hot) on The Big Breakfast. Meeting her at a 999 Fair was the icing on the cake! She probably remembers me, maybe I should give her a call. Regret Rating: Nope

Christina Ricci

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:17:02 GMT

[img id=39010 width=300full] My fascination with dark-haired weirdos was seeded at a young age, almost entirely by Christina Ricci. I grew up watching her in Casper and The Addams Family and haven't looked back since. Regret Rating: She's still up there.

Elizabeth Montgomery

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:39:47 GMT

[img id=385993 width=300full] Straight after The Big Breakfast was Bewitched. I fell in love with Elizabeth Montgomery and as a result used to take days off of school just so I could watch the programme. It would be pretty handy going out with a witch, you'd never have to clean the house or anything. Regret Rating: I was depressed when I found out she was dead!

Emily Booth

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 10:43:10 GMT

[img id=352970 width=300full] Emily Booth was a WOMAN who presented a TV programme about COMPUTER GAMES. Jackpot Jackpot Jackpot. I still fondly remembered the time she gave me GTA: London cheats and starred naked in just about everything else she ever did. Good times. Regret Rating: 3/10

Melissa Joan Hart

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:25:13 GMT

[img id=101907 width=300full] It'd be rude not to triple team all of the Spellman sisters in one blaze of foursome glory, but I only realised this in later life. At such a young age I only had eyes for Sabrina. Man, I just love witches. Regret Rating: 2/10

Jane Krakowski

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 10:06:44 GMT

[img id=315616 width=300full] Oh man. My aunt looked after me once and forced me to watch hour after hour of Ally McBeal boxset wankery. If I'd have known Childline existed, I'd have rang them. I remembered liking the look of this girl because there was nothing else to do. Regret Rating: 8/10

Kari Wuhrer

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 10:24:55 GMT

[img id=576782 width=300full] Solely because she starred as Tanya Adams in Red Alert 2. I loved the game and the gratuitous cut scenes which centred largely around her bending over and being awesome. It's good to see Westwood Studios taking Route 1 into men's hearts everywhere. Regret Rating: 5/10