Why no smiles? Show me yer teeth!!

Steve Buscemi

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:30:54 GMT

Reason he NEVER shows his teeth for the camera...

Jewel Kilcher

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:34:35 GMT

Reason why this diva should always keeps her lips shut...

Willem Dafoe

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:12:25 GMT

Reason why he sometimes gets mistaken for a vampire...

Anna Paquin

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:34:42 GMT

Reason why nobody on God's green earth wants to see her smile...

Tom Cruise

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 09:41:20 GMT

Reason why he always picks action films, not comedies...
thanks tartan_skirt for the suggestion

Kirsten Dunst

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:19:25 GMT

Reason she is always smirking for camera, never smiling...

Madonna

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 09:33:08 GMT

Reason why she wants you to look at her tits and NOT her mouth...
thanks tartan_skirt for this suggestion

Morgan Freeman

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:16:17 GMT

Reason why he always takes on serious roles, like God or The President of the United States...

Avril Lavigne

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:26:39 GMT

Hey Hey! You you! I'm gonna bite your girlfriend!

Amy Winehouse

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 15:12:12 GMT

They tried to get me to the dentist and I said NO NO NO...

Daniel Radcliffe

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:01:08 GMT

For a brit, his yellow chompers are actually Grade A quality!

Jon Heder

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:34:54 GMT

And the opposite end of the never-see-their-whites spectrum, Jon Heder finds it impossible NOT to show his set of horse's teeth.

Woodrow Wilson

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:28:48 GMT

Even the most powerful men on earth can't escape the tooth fairy.

Condoleezza Rice

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 15:12:59 GMT

Those WMDs must've slipped through right between her teeth...

Mike Tyson

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:26:08 GMT

Unlike others on this list, he has an excuse. He's a boxer and a lunatic!

Miley Cyrus

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:23:16 GMT

Before & After:

Lucky for us, some celebrities use their new found fame and fortune to correct their smiles...

Elliott Yamin

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:07:17 GMT

Before & After:

And if a bloody American Idol semi-finalist can go shell out $50,000 and 20hrs of his time to correct his ghastly teeth, what's your excuse Tom? Jewel? Anna? Madonna, FFS??? How many BILLIONS are you worth?

Tião Macalé

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:49:39 GMT

A special tribute for the Brazilians at Listal, thanks to diabolical...

Richard Kiel

Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:59:53 GMT

Special Tribute for best-use-of-teeth in a motion picture: Richard Kiel as JAWS in James Bond's Moonraker, and biting thru a thick metal cable to stop a gondola.

Flavor Flav

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 15:12:23 GMT

And I'm not even gonna comment on this one...

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ok, I lied. I can't resist. Flavor Flav loves his teeth just like he loves his women - trashy and flashy...