Haha, how do they get away with it?

Paris Hilton

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:19:34 GMT

Traits: - Coughing up cum (semen) on a regular basis. - Advertising what a whore she is by participating in a Whore-off. - Causing her "accessories" to commit suicide.

Mel Gibson

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:21:25 GMT

Traits: - Shitting on little boys. - Running around in his underwear. - Desire to be toooortured.

Ben Affleck

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:20:35 GMT

Traits: - Living with Torsonic Polarity Syndrome or TPS. - Can't tell the difference between J-Lo and a 8 year old boy's hand.

Bono

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:22:22 GMT

Traits: - Never wants to be No. 2. - Is in actual fact the largest 'human' excrement on record. Over 80 Courics! - Sucks on his father's bitty.

Saddam Hussein

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:11:41 GMT

Traits: - Homosexual. - Building WMDs in Heaven. - Overthrowing any power base.

Al Gore

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:09:50 GMT

Traits: - Desperate for attention/recognition. - Obsessed with MBP - ManBearPig. - Overly Camp.

Osama bin Laden

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:13:38 GMT

Traits: - Elmer Fudd-esque. - Really small penis. - Sexually attracted to Camels.

Rob Reiner

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:10:00 GMT

Traits: - Extreme Anti-Smoking Campaign. - Immoral and Corrupt. - Filled with goo.

Michael Jackson

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:11:19 GMT

Traits: - Negligent. - Victimised for being black. - Barely held together.

Tom Cruise

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:35:03 GMT

Traits: - Trapped in the closet with John Travolta and R. Kelly. - Looks for approval from the reincarnation of Scientologies prophet. - Jealous of Leonardo DiCaprio.

Russell Crowe

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:35:43 GMT

Traits: - Travels around the world to fight people. - His singing causes anyone near by to commit suicide.

Britney Spears

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:21:56 GMT

Traits: - Suicidal. - She is a sacrifice built-up by the media to be brutally cut down.

Rosie O'Donnell

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:13:23 GMT

Traits: - Earth-shattering foot steps. - Overly obstinate nature.

Angelina Jolie

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:10:22 GMT

Traits: - Infested with pubic lice. - More transvestite/hooker appearance.

Barbra Streisand

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:21:14 GMT

Traits: - Throughout the series run, her name is a form of profanity. - Overly aggressive. - Can transform into Mecha-Stresiand.

Oprah Winfrey

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:20:46 GMT

Traits: - Her minge and arse have their own personalities. - Doesn't pay attention to her private parts as she is so busy.

George Lucas

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:23:44 GMT

Traits: - He and Steven Spielberg rape children's dreams. - Weaselly and weak-willed.

Christopher Reeve

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:22:09 GMT

Traits: - Regains motor skills and obtains superpowers by sucking stem cells out of fetus'. - Becomes a supervillain.

Sally Struthers

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:21:44 GMT

Traits: - Steals food from starving African countries through various charities. - Extremely obese.

Steve Irwin

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:20:10 GMT

Traits: - Jamming his thumb up animal's buttholes to really piss them off. (NOTE: The above image was in an episode set in Hell, a few weeks after his death.)

Joe Jonas

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:30:00 GMT

Traits: - Very weak, stupid and camp. - Bullied by Mickey Mouse.

Kanye West

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:33:34 GMT

Traits: - Extremely irritated by the Fish-dicks joke (that he doesn't get). - 'Realises' he is a gay fish and rejoins them in the sea.

Billy Mays

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:35:26 GMT

Traits: - Advertises Chipotl-away which cleans up rectal bleeding from eating Chipotle Mexican Grill. - "Are you tired of...." on repeat.

Vince McMahon

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:34:50 GMT

Traits: - Upper class. - Acts more like a theatre-goer than a wrestling promoter.