My Autobiography

Daniel Radcliffe

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 18:01:32 GMT

Career-Path: Amateur Magician
Era: School Days
Identical traits: Poor eyesight, Floppy hair, Gullability, Pale Skin, Trying to understand the world around him

It wasn't easy looking like Harry Potter! But I grew out of it but to mark my years as an innocent, bespeckled and naive teen I feel Radcliffe has what it takes to be something like me. P.S. I didn't wank over Hentai though.

Wes Bentley

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:38:20 GMT

Career-Path: Film-Maker
Era: College Years
Identical traits: Hat wearing, Observant, Sullenness, "Finder of Unique and Hidden Beauties"

I guess if I was more perverse or abused, Ricky Fitz and I would be the same. Nothings ever that perfect though. Bentley's moody and sometimes silent portrayal always made me see a mirror image of me back then.

John Belushi

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:07:00 GMT

Career-Path: Toga Professional
Era: Uni Days
Identical traits: Dead before 40, Debauched, Questionable hairline, "Party Animal"

The days I will never forget need to be tied to a legend who always will be synonymous with that genre, I couldn't trust it more with the Animal House Antics of Belushi.

Ralph Fiennes

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:00:41 GMT

Career-Path: Serial Killer
Era: Mid-Twenties
Identical traits: Dodgy accent, Intricate, Unhinged, Obsessive

Fiennes has always reminded me of a lost soul, who brings that out of place aura to whichever character he takes the role of but thats enough to make him outstanding in my eyes.

Greg Grunberg

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:22:51 GMT

Career-Path: Telepathic Lawman
Era: Early Thirties
Identical traits: Mind Control, Jawlines, Issues, Build

I can see a lot of parallels with his character, Matt Parkman. But I'm more or less compared with Greg Grunberg for his physical attributes.

Val Kilmer

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:01:21 GMT

Career-Path: 'Prophet'
Era: Mid-Thirties
Identical traits: Told I looked like him, Facial Hair Extraordinaire, Fake Laugh, Homoerotic Undertone

This is the last person I wanted to be compared too! However I can't help but feel that if I was to be a monumental failure in later life, a man who faced the same problem would be able to portray it eloquently.

Bob Hoskins

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:01:07 GMT

Career-Path: Gumshoe
Era: Mid Forties
Identical traits: Hank, British, Shape of Head, Pessimist, Voice Manipulation

Ever since Who Framed Roger Rabbit, I've had the utmost respect for BH. A P.I. was always a dream job of mine and who better than the man who cracked Toon Town.

Michael Ironside

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:29:48 GMT

Career-Path: Platoon Lieutenant
Era: Late Forties
Identical traits: Authority Figure, Natural grumpy face, Antagonistic

I can be an absolute arsehole. I'll discourage or take on anyone if they need crumbling. Ironside usually plays supporting roles which I feel is a drawback for this choice but when you see his constant expression of disgust, I feel right at home.

Robert De Niro

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:01:37 GMT

Career-Path: Sky Pirate
Era: Fifties
Identical traits: Organised, Unnatural vest wearer, Perceptive, Bandana wearing

His presence alone makes him a hero. With his rugged looks and borderline 'manic' personality, he is what I'm looking for in an older me.

Peter Falk

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:28:59 GMT

Career-Path: Grumpy Old Man
Era: Twilight
Identical traits: Cigar handling, Shuffling around, Pockets full of clutter

If I'm goin out, I'm going out grumpy! Falk has monopolised all my hopes and dreams since as far as I can remember. I'd love to be him as an old man. Dodgy eye included!