Poor Celebrity Kids...

Nicole Kidman

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 07:38:15 GMT

Nicole and Keith Urban called their first daughter

Sunday Rose

(their second daughter is called Faith)

Jessica Alba

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 07:38:29 GMT

Honor & Haven

are the names of her daughters...

Gwyneth Paltrow

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 07:39:39 GMT

Gwyneth and husband Chris Martin had their first daughter called

Apple

Their son has to live as

Moses

Demi Moore

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 07:40:13 GMT

Demi and Bruce Willis decided to call their daughters

Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue & Tallulah Belle

Geri Halliwell

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 07:40:45 GMT

Geri called her daughter

Bluebell Madonna

after a rare flower...

Verona Pooth

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 07:41:20 GMT

Verona and Franjo had their son named

San Diego

Gwen Stefani

Sun, 18 Sep 2011 13:09:39 GMT

Gwen and Gavin Rossdale named their first son

Kingston James

after the capital of Jamaica, birthplace of Raggae... Their second son is called

Zuma Nesta Rock

Matthew McConaughey

Sun, 18 Sep 2011 13:10:19 GMT

His and Camila Alves children are named

Levi (male) and Vida (female)

Johnny Depp

Sun, 18 Sep 2011 13:12:10 GMT

Johnny and Vanessa Paradis are parents to

Lily-Rose Melody

and Jack.

Kate Moss

Sun, 18 Sep 2011 13:13:28 GMT

Lila Grace

Heidi Klum

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 07:40:34 GMT

Heidi and Seal were very creative as well;

Henry Günter Ademola Dashtu, Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo & Lou Sulola

Franziska van Almsick

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:39:37 GMT

Her son is called

Don Hugo

Nina Hagen

Sun, 18 Sep 2011 13:14:06 GMT

Otis & Cosma Shiva

Til Schweiger

Sun, 18 Sep 2011 13:14:23 GMT

Valentin Florian, Luna Marie, Lilli Camille & Emma Tiger

Pete Wentz

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:28:55 GMT

Pete and Ashlee Simpson gave their son the name

Bronx Mowgli

Mariah Carey

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 03:53:58 GMT

Inspired by her Moroccan apartment and Marilyn Monroe, Mariah and Nick Cannon called their twins

Morrocan & Monroe

Nicolas Cage

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 03:58:50 GMT

Nicolas and his wife Alice Kim called their son (?)

Kal-El

the birthname of Superman...

Michael Jackson

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:00:41 GMT

Michael Jackson's kids are called after himself..
His first son

Prince Michael I

is only called Prince.
The second son

Prince Michael II

got the byname Blanket...
His daughter's name is

Paris Michael Katherine

Kim Basinger

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:13:41 GMT

Kim and Alec Baldwin send their daughter as

Ireland Eliesse

to world..

Victoria Beckham

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:46:49 GMT

Victoria and David's kids have the lovely names;
Their daughter is called

Seven

probably after his favourite tricot...
The sons are called

Brooklyn, Cruz & Romeo

Alicia Keyes

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:23:23 GMT

Alicia and Swizz Beatz named their son

Egypt Daoud Dean

Boris Becker

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:24:47 GMT

Boris and Lilly Becker's first mutual son is called

Amadeus Benedict Edley Luis

he's the fourth child of Boris Becker...

David Bowie

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:32:43 GMT

His poor son got the name

Zowie Bowie

but he changed his name to Joey Bowie...

Uwe Ochsenknecht

Sun, 18 Sep 2011 13:15:08 GMT

Jimi Blue, Wilson Gonzales & Cheyenne Savannah

are the names of Uwe and Natascha Ochsenknecht's kids... as if the last name isn't enough...

Anthony Kiedis

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:34:07 GMT

Anthony called his son

Everly Bear

John Mellencamp

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:17:27 GMT

Speck Wildhorse

... SERIOUSLY??

Sylvester Stallone

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:37:38 GMT

Sage Moon Blood

... yeah.

Shannyn Sossamon

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:38:43 GMT

Audio Science Clayton

!!!

Jermaine Jackson

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:05:55 GMT

His poor son is called

Jermajesty

a mix of his name and majesty!

Jamie Oliver

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:19:52 GMT

Jamie and Jools (nice name, too...) punished their four kids this way:

Poppy Honey Rosie,
Daisy Boo Pamela,
Petal Blossom Rainbow,
Buddy Bear Maurice

Jason Lee

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:07:10 GMT

Jason's son is called

Pilot Inspektor

Slash

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:51:55 GMT

Slash and Perla Ferrar had their sons called

London Emilio & Cash Anthony

Frank Zappa

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:11:57 GMT

Frank called his kids

Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen, Dweezil & Moon Unit

Simon Le Bon

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:54:59 GMT

Duran Duran star Simon Le Bon and his wife Yasmin named their kids

Saffron Sahara, Amber Rose Tamara & Tallulah Pine

Bob Geldof

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 07:39:57 GMT

He really beats it!
His four daugthers are called:

Fifi Trixibelle,
Peaches Honeyblossom,
Pixie Frou-Frou
& Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily

M.I.A.

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 07:13:10 GMT

Suggested by luuhs :)

She called her son:

Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman

Baby do Brasil

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 07:17:58 GMT

Suggested by luuhs :)

She and Pepeu Gomes gave their daugthers the wonderful names:

Riroca, Zabele, Nana Shara, Pedro Baby, Krishna Baby and Kriptus Baby

Jessica Simpson

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 07:23:51 GMT

Suggested by Bi_PolarBear_69 :)

Jessica and Eric Johnson called their daughter

Maxwell Drew

Robin Williams

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 07:30:08 GMT

Suggested by ButterflyBunny :)

He called his daughter

Zelda

and the poor girl has to advertise the nintendo game with her father...