The most vapid shit I've ever heard

Scouting for Girls

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:41:02 GMT

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Circus

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:41:28 GMT

Christ. Just how desperate is her record label to force her new image down our throats. All of the songs released from this album so far have been identical. "Britney is BACK with ATTITUDE so you better not MESS with her because she's so TOUGH". No, she's a fucked up crank who cannot sing, write music, perform music, dance or feed herself any more.

The E.N.D. (Energy Never Dies)

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:56:42 GMT

More specifically the song Boom Boom Pow, in which Fergie inexplicably screams half way through the song as if she's trying to summon a battlefield medic, before Will-I-Am treats us to the least infectious and most monotonous 'beats' I've ever heard. If that's song number one on the album, I dread to think what follows it up.

Day 'n' Nite Pt. 2

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 13:12:02 GMT

Just watch the video. Yeah that is a fire alarm passing for music. The same old shit passing as black culture.

Dreaming Out Loud

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 04:29:12 GMT

MEN shouldn't be capable of churning out this run of the mill, heart on sleeve dirge. What gives? Add one mildly gifted pop producer and you still end up with sick-worthy ballads and eye-watering whining.

Dark Horse

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:12:54 GMT

How any band as relentlessly shit as Nickelback can have the audacity to lecture us on living each day to the fullest, right after releasing a song glamorising the self-destructive lifestyle of the celebrity, is beyond me. The Nickelback glass is constantly overflowing with vapid cliches that patronise right through to the bone.

21st Century Breakdown

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:18:48 GMT

21 Guns. Easily the worst song I have heard in the last year, hands down, no question. The first two songs from this album have been so offensively poor, but what makes it worse is how unnecessary they are. This band has shifted enough records to retire 'gracefully' and disappear. They should stop releasing songs that slow your pulse to a flat line.

All Night Cinema

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:22:00 GMT

Honestly, if the best day in your life involves going to work then you deserve to be fucking dead.