Bad movies I must PROTECT people from watching:

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:54:43 GMT

No words. The worst of all contemporary cinema.

Dogville

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:55:30 GMT

I confess. I didn´t catch the freaking Lars Von Trier´s mind. For me it was ridiculous. I´m not referring to the scenery nor the style. But the whole story. Weird, ugly, cold, annoying, boring.

Hop

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 12:52:03 GMT

Even all the obvious child appeal, fluffyness and 10 seconds of laugh doesn't save this trash of being the third worst movie I´ve ever seen. I should suspect when I entered the cinema and there where only 20 people (most of them children under 7).

I´m not asking for a plausible story, with a guy who becomes an Easter Bunny itself. Only to not be completely offended with a story brought from the bottom of a trash basket. I really need to forget this... Just save your time!

The Pest

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:55:50 GMT

Ridiculous. Nothing more to say.

The Animal

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:56:23 GMT

Oh, God... Rob Schneider should shame himself for doing such role.

Crank

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:56:48 GMT

Free violence, no rules. No story. And some shameful scenes. A nonsense end. TAH-DAAH! You have just watched "CRANK".

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:57:09 GMT

Take some pot before watch and maybe you enjoy it.
So, don´t watch. Because I don´t recommend you to use drugs.

Metallic Attraction: Kungfu Cyborg

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 10:36:10 GMT

Oh boy... I would prefer to just had watched to the trailer instead the whole movie. The plot is a madness itself, but the execution is worst than a total mess. I´m not sure, if this was to be a trash comedy or just a trash movie. Ugly, nonsense, crazy, terrible.

Batman & Robin

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 10:39:27 GMT

Maybe you don't remember this one. And if you really don't, well, you are lucky! I would like to be in your shoes. You know what makes me really mad? The incredible hability of Joel Schumacher to make THIS crap with THAT casting...

G-Force

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 05:51:42 GMT

I definetly agree with you, Tati Lopatiuk! I´d rather never watch or remember this one. Argh.

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 05:59:34 GMT

Another dump job for Rob Schneider. For God sake, when will you stop ridicularizing yourself, Mr. Schneider?!

For us! PLEASE! Stop!

Little Man

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 06:02:32 GMT

Oh, my Gosh. It´s not only weird and bizarre as it looks. It´s durty and badly idiotic movie. PROTECT your brain, save time and money. Let this crap aside when you face it.

Hitman

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 06:01:03 GMT

THE MASTERPIECE OF PREDICTABLENESS. Even my TV was bored...

A Princesa Xuxa e os Trapalhões

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:58:01 GMT

Don´t watch to this. You may harm your braincells.

Super Xuxa Contra o Baixo Astral

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:59:39 GMT

Don´t watch to this. You DEFINETLY WILL MESS UP all your braincells.