Upside down fairytales

Pan's Labyrinth

Sun, 24 May 2009 10:46:50 GMT

"A long time ago, in the underground realm, where there are no lies or pain, there lived a Princess who dreamed of the human world. She dreamed of blue skies, soft breeze, and sunshine. One day, eluding her keepers, the Princess escaped. Once outside, the brightness blinded her and erased every trace of the past from her memory. She forgot who she was and where she came from. Her body suffered cold, sickness, and pain. Eventually, she died. However, her father, the King, always knew that the Princess' soul would return, perhaps in another body, in another place, at another time. And he would wait for her, until he drew his last breath, until the world stopped turning..."

MirrorMask

Thu, 28 May 2009 08:21:01 GMT

"You can't run away from home without destroying somone's world."

- Thanks to Dionysian Child.

The Spiderwick Chronicles

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 19:30:11 GMT

"If they say 'suicide' and you say 'goblins', this place is where they put you."

A.I. Artificial Intelligence

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:12:06 GMT

"If Pinocchio became real and I become a real boy can I come home?"

Edward Scissorhands

Sun, 24 May 2009 10:47:26 GMT

"I'm not finished."

Snow White: A Tale of Terror

Sun, 24 May 2009 10:49:12 GMT

"Never look a raven in the eye for too long. Might steal your soul and fly away with it."

The Brothers Grimm

Sun, 24 May 2009 10:48:03 GMT

"Miss, we believe your village may be under some kind of curse..."

The Company of Wolves

Sun, 24 May 2009 10:51:06 GMT

"Little girls, this seems to say, never stop upon your way, never trust a stranger friend, no-one knows how it will end! As you're pretty, so be wise! Wolves may lurk in every guise! Now, as then, it's simple truth, sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth!"

Valerie and Her Week of Wonders

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:16:33 GMT

"I am asleep and everything is a dream."

- Thanks to Tino.

Tideland

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:49:06 GMT

"lip smackin' little junkie baby. Irritable and hyperactive, you was, just twitchin' and spasms and convulsions."

Little Otik

Sun, 24 May 2009 10:49:49 GMT

"Don't worry, i won't eat him."

The NeverEnding Story

Sun, 24 May 2009 10:48:31 GMT

"Because people have begun to lose their hopes and forget their dreams. So the Nothing grows stronger."

Nanny McPhee

Sun, 24 May 2009 10:56:30 GMT

"When you need me, but do not want me, then I will stay. When you want me, but do not need me, then I have to go."

Shrek

Sun, 24 May 2009 14:00:32 GMT

"Okay, let me get this straight: you gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad'll give you back your swamp, which you only don't have 'cos he filled it full of freaks in the first place, is that about right?"

Hoodwinked!

Sun, 24 May 2009 10:50:21 GMT

"I'm being ridiculous? You're off living... La Vida Loca, risking your life for some dumb thrills, and I'm supposed to stay home and be your happy little delivery girl?"

Happily N'Ever After

Sun, 24 May 2009 10:47:26 GMT

"Let me give you some advice. Around here, you're either a good guy, or a bad guy. And between you and me, I don't see much future in being good. Capiche?"

Happily N'Ever After 2

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 18:26:41 GMT

Alice in Wonderland

Sun, 24 May 2009 10:47:41 GMT

"I'm afraid I can't explain myself, you see, because I'm not myself, you know."

Alice

Sun, 24 May 2009 10:47:41 GMT

Labyrinth

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:45:12 GMT

"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay home with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything to himself, and the young girl was practically a slave. But what no one knew is that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the the girl, and he had given her certain powers. So one night, when the baby had be particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help!"

- Thanks to Noelle.

Jabberwocky

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:43:27 GMT

"It is the middle of the dark ages, ages darker than anyone had expected."

- Thanks to Noelle.

The Dark Crystal

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:42:51 GMT

"This won't hurt. We just want to drain your living essence. Then you can be the same as the other Podlings here, a slave."

- Thanks to Noelle.