The Shittiest Movies

Bionicle: Mask of Light

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 09:43:03 GMT

What if Lego Group would make a movie about "Bionicles" fighting against each other? Watching something like that would be so boring, stupid and same as to be tortured, but it's million times worse than that. 70 minutes feels like an year when watching this. Plot is such a cliche, and Bionicle: Mask of Light does only have a pile of stupid characters. Animation sucks too. I simply cant find anything good about this shit. If somebody would like this shit, they are insane - or 5 years old.

Tropix

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 12:51:39 GMT

I'm sure that there aren't much people who have seen this movie. But you who haven't seen this, you haven't lost anything if you left this behind. Tropix is one of those films that doesn't make any sense; It tries to be funny, exciting and romantic at the same time, and fails totally. The plot, actors and everything else in this movie sucks.

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 11:49:24 GMT

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

Norbit

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 23:18:26 GMT

Murphy played fat guy in Nutty Professor and Nutty Professor 2, and those movies were bad. I thoght that I'd never face something worse than those, but then i saw Norbit. It just is so annoying, boring and stupid movie. It has no plot and all actors suck. Can't tell one good thing about this movie.

Disaster Movie

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 11:48:57 GMT

Disaster Movie

Son of the Mask

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 13:46:15 GMT

Son of the Mask

Epic Movie

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 01:47:54 GMT

Epic Movie

Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 09:45:25 GMT

I dont remember much about this movie, but i got to say; How low you can get. Dumb and Dumber is really good idiot comedy, but Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloys is so much worse than the first one. In Dumb and Dumber Jim Carrey is good about twisting his face and Jeff Daniels quite funny too, but Eric Christian Olsen (Lloyd) and Derek Richardson are absolutely disgusting! In fact I feel sick when I'm watching those guys messing around in copied scenes from the first movie. Nobody sane can't watch this completely shit more than five minutes.

My Boss's Daughter

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 06:21:31 GMT

Zucker's Naked Gun movies and Top Secret! are funny films and best of their kind, but My Boss's Daughter is everything else than that. Plot is a very stupid excuse for humour. The humour it selves is boring and so stupid that I feel I'll have to puke. I feel pitty for all those stupid actors and other idiots, who have been in this movie, and specially David Zucker, who seems to be into a shitty jokes. Do not watch!

Dude, Where's My Car?

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 06:26:38 GMT

Hard to say is this worse than My Boss's Daughter, but because the plot of this movie makes more sense, position of My Boss's Daughter is higher in this list. But this movie's plot is piece of shit too. It includes nerds, tough guys, annoying "hot" bimboes and couple of gay suited aliens. You think that's funny? Ashton Kutcher's acting is bad as always and Seann William Scott is unfunny too.

Dungeons & Dragons

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:45:22 GMT

Too ordinary and boring fantasy movie. I haven't play Dungeons & Dragons game, but I know that the game what is called the best role-playing game in the world should not have so shitty movie as this. The movie tells about power struggle of good empress (Thora Birch) and a bad wizard called Profion (Jeremy Irons). Two thiefs (Justin Whalin, Marlon Wyans), and apprentice wizard, a dwarf and a elf are trying to save the empire of Izmer.

Honestly I don't give a shit about the plot. I've seen the same boring plot about million times before. CGI is ugly and so artless that in worst case you cant get a migraine. Actors suck, especially Jeremy Irons. He overacts and is not enough believable bad guy. Marlon Wyans is trying to be funny by running around and screaming. Justin Whalin is annoying too, because he's trying too much.

Shitty movie indeed, but not as shitty as I tought.

Home on the Range

Sun, 22 Mar 2009 03:22:04 GMT

Pretty same reasons as in Bionicle: Mask of Light, but Home on the Range isn't so bad as Mask of Light because animation and characters are little bit better. But this is still worse than hell.

Looney Tunes: Back in Action

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 09:42:34 GMT

Looney Tunes: Back in Action

The Haunted Mansion

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 06:57:06 GMT

The Haunted Mansion

Mamma Mia!

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 09:46:17 GMT

Mamma Mia! isn't interesting movie, probably because of very boring plot about getting married and annoying actors who think they are better than other people. Some singing parts are actually good, even if you don't like ABBA, but then there's some really annoying singing parts. Everybody say this is joyful movie, and yes, this movie has potential for joyful movie, but it fails because it's trying to be too joyful. Mamma Mia! is too girly and boring film for tough guy like me. All that pink color make me sick!

Malibu's Most Wanted

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:08:25 GMT

No plot, only annoying rap-people, rap music and Jamie Kennedy playing white rapper. Funny? I FUCKING HATE THIS MOVIE!

Mystery Men

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 11:19:14 GMT

Just couple of quite known actors playing different wannabe-superheroes in a unfunny way. I didn't laugh one time in this movie. Actors are annoying, too, and ugly special effect make me to puke. But what I really hate in this movie, is the colours. Its trying to be so dark, but the costumes and ugly milieu made it ridiculous. Not good.

Vääpeli Körmy ja marsalkan sauva

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:53:48 GMT

Vääpeli Körmy ja marsalkan sauva

Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 06:26:50 GMT

It's a long time when i actually saw this movie, but i remember that this was soo booring that I falled asleep many times. Even if I were a bif Power Rangers fan. The bad guys are so stupid and annoying that you wouldn't even regonize they are bad, and the good guys are.. well, they aren't acceptable heroes. The movie doesn't get on anywhere, and the ending sucks.

Dr. Dolittle

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 09:43:34 GMT

Dr. Dolittle

Superman Returns

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 09:43:59 GMT

If Superman Returns really is as worse as I can remember, this must be the worst superhero movie I have ever seen. Its just so freaking boring as watching paint drying up that you just close your TV after five minutes watching or start taking time. I had to watch this movie in pieces. All of the actors literally just stand all (especially Brandon Routh as a Superman. I don't even think he's an actor) the time and say something not-stupid rarely. There's too much special effects in this movie and they don't even look good. And where's the fucking plot? Well, I don't think that Superman flying somewhere over the sea and beating some random criminals is a plot at all. Even my grandma would make up a better plot than that even if she haven't ever heard about what Superman is. Everything seems to be so pointless in this useless piece of shit. You shouldn't come back, Superman!