10 1/2 Vampires

Underworld

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:03:12 GMT

Selene Actor: Kate Beckinsale Place of Origin: Unnamed city that looks like Budapest, Hungary Special Abilities: Skilled in acrobatics and marksmanship. Looks great in a skin-tight cat suit. Last Seen: Fleeing Lycans.

Dracula

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:11:26 GMT

Count Dracula Actor: Bela Lugosi Place of Origin: Transylvania, of course Special Abilities: Can turn into a bat. Extremely expressive eyebrows. Likes to loom over sleeping women. Last Seen: Staked by Van Helsing.

Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:14:47 GMT

Lestat de Lioncourt Actor: Tom Cruise Place of Origin: Auvergne, France Special Abilities: The usual vampire superpowers. Can blend in with a crowd of pirate impersonators. Last Seen: Sucking the blood from a journalist.

The Lost Boys

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:17:51 GMT

David Actor: Kiefer Sutherland Place of Origin: Sunny Santa Carla, California Special Abilities: Can fly. Hair is so gelled that it couldn't move in a hurricane. Last Seen: Impaled on deer antlers.

Love at First Bite

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:20:03 GMT

Count Vladimir Dracula Actor: George Hamilton Place of Origin: Transylvania (expelled to New York City) Special Abilities: Can turn into a bat. Can turn Susan Saint James into a bat. Has a surprisingly good tan for a vampire. Last Seen: Flapping his way to Jamaica.

The Hunger

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:22:37 GMT

Miriam Blaylock Actor: Catherine Deneuve Place of Origin: Unclear, she's been around for a long, long time. Special Abilities: Can hit the clubs of New York without tiring, looks great in leather, can seduce both David Bowie and Susan Sarandon. Last Seen: Shriveled, trapped in a coffin.

Near Dark

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:25:11 GMT

Jesse Hooker Actor: Lance Henriksen Place of Origin: The Confederate States of America Special Abilities: Super strong. Can puke bullets. Weird creepy stare. Last Seen: Stuck in a burning car in daylight.

From Dusk Till Dawn

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:27:55 GMT

Santanico Pandemonium Actor: Salma Hayek Place of Origin: Just across the Mexican border Special Abilities: Remarkably flexible. Can turn into a silly-looking lizard creature. Looks great in a bikini/albino boa constrictor combo. Last Seen: Impaled by a chandelier.

Blacula

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:31:58 GMT

Mumuwalde Actor: William Marshall Place of Origin: A small unnamed African nation by way of Transylvania Special Abilities: Displays a remarkable understanding of 1970's L.A. culture for an African prince sealed in a coffin for two centuries. Last Seen: Melting from the sun.

Nosferatu

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:36:15 GMT

Count Orlock Actor: Max Schreck Place of Origin: Rhymes with Pennsylvania Special Abilities: Can spend inordinately long periods of time in a coffin. Able to spawn numerous remakes. Last Seen: Bursting into flames from the sun.

Blade

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:38:59 GMT

Blade - Half vampire Actor: Wesley Snipes Place of Origin: Chicago, IL Special Abilities: Immune to sunlight. Has serious ninja skills and biceps larger than your head. Last Seen: Killing vampires in Russia.