Cinema's biggest Weasels

The Green Mile

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:28:49 GMT

Percy Wetmore Wetmore only made it to the mile because he "knows big people". The nephew of the govs. wife, he takes pleasure in tormenting the prisoners awaiting the chair. An utter coward underneath it all, Wetmore violently asserts his power with threats of getting the others fired. Wetmore melts a man to death and kills the wing's 'circus mouse'. A right down badden. Weasel Rating: 18

True Lies

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:20:51 GMT

Simon The used car dealer who pretends to be an international spy to worm into women's beds. Immortalised as a weasel forever by the following quote: "I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun... Oh God, no, no don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm nav-al-ent. I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic. Wha, uh, oh God. Would a spy pee himself, huh?" " Weasel Rating: 17

The Mummy

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 11:46:44 GMT

Benny Backstabber, sneak and completely selfish are among the first of the negative words to describe this Ermine. He deserved every beating and punishment he got because he was the biggest betrayer to ever walk the Earth. Weasel Rating: 17

Moulin Rouge!

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 09:07:53 GMT

The Duke Maddened by lust for his whore, The Duke becomes jealous of Satine's affair and sends a goon to have Christian killed. The Duke spends his time in a perminant state of lust, he demands the play be rewritten to his ending and uses him money and goons to get everything he wants. He also looks like a weasel. Weasel Rating: 11

The Silence of the Lambs

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:21:16 GMT

Dr. Chilton Chilton spends his hours sleazing over FBI agent Clarice Starling, despite being knocked back. The doctor becomes jealous at the information Hannibel volentarily gives to her, over him. He initiates underhanded schemes to get the information he wants, and is thoroughly in the pocket of 'The Man'. Weasel Rating: 11

The Addams Family

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:51:26 GMT

Tully Alford Befriends the trusting Addams, uses information on the long lost Fester, to trick the family out of their gold. Weasel Rating: 10

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:34:31 GMT

Wormtail Part of a team of undeniable legends, Wormtail leeches off of the personality of his 3 friends, only to betray the Potter's and frame Sirius. Too cowardly to fight with Voldamort, Wormtail spends his life in hiding, as a rat. Weasel Rating: 10

The Incredibles

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 09:31:35 GMT

Gilbert Huph Head of a corrupt insurance company and more concerned with profit than helping his customers. Huph does not allow Bob Parr to stop a guy from being mugged and fires him for helping the customers too much. Weasel Rating: 10

Jurassic Park

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:15:53 GMT

Donald Gennaro The snivelly lawyer who is out for nothing but the money, Gennaro isn't awed by the beauty or magnificence of this scientific wonder, but the revenue it will bring in. When met with a hungry T-Rex Gennaro chooses to run and leave the screaming children, finally meeting his end crying on a toilet. Weasel Rating:10

The Lost World: Jurassic Park

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:20:37 GMT

Peter Ludlow Ignoring the advice of all of the experts, Ludlow wishes to move all the dinosaurs from their natural habitat in Isla Sorna to a park in San Diego. The whole escapade of dinosaur evasion is done over again because of the money grabbing actions of Ludlow. Weasel Rating: 10

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:48:01 GMT

Grima Wormtongue Working for Saruman, Wormtongue uses the power of manipulation and ear-whispering (aka Wormtonguing) to manipulate the actions of King Theoden, and weaken the Kingdom of Rohan. Weasel Rating: 10

Die Hard

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:00:37 GMT

Richard Thornburg A greasey journalist who'll slither and sleaze his way into any story. Frequent blackmailer and squealer, he has nothing but weasel written into his genetics. Weasel Rating: 10

Poseidon

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 10:32:45 GMT

Lucky Larry "You don't just get the nickname Lucky Larry" Gamber and Vegasite, Lucky Larry doesn't add much to the teams efforts, other than swigging booze and falling into pools of flaming fuel. Greasey hair and weasely features put this guy up here, although he makes no direct attempts to screw anyone over. Weasel Rating 10

The Shawshank Redemption

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:29:30 GMT

Bogs Diamond/ The Sisters Slithering around in the shadows and corridors of Shawshank prison. Bogs and the sisters make their way through all of the new and most vulnerable of prisoners. "I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. Weasel Rating: 8

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:12:13 GMT

The Plaza Hotel Staff Mainly here because of Tim Curry's grin. The plaza hotel sneak about the hotel room, trying to uncover what Kevin is really up to. They finally discover his credit card fraud and smuggly hand him over to the police. Weasel Rating: 8

Aliens

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:43:36 GMT

Carter Burke A company man at heart. He knows nothing of honour, decency or loyalty. Would sell his entire group down the river for a chance at the big time. Weasel Rating: 8

Alien: Resurrection

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:36:56 GMT

Dr. Wren A man of unethical morals creates a abomination in the pursuit of profit. Although this isn't said outright, his motives only make sense by his unscrupulous actions. Willing to fuck over anyone who gets in his way aswell as run away at the first sign of danger. Weasel Rating: 7

Braveheart

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:24:52 GMT

Prince Edward The weak and effeminate son of Longshanks, who scorns his wife and uses his father's power to get what he wants, except the man he loves that is. Weasel Rating: 7

The Wind in the Willows

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:29:20 GMT

The Weasels The menacing weasels pick on and frighten poor Moley, and later take over Toad Hall and run a muck..oh, and they are actual Weasels. Weasel Rating: 7

Ghostbusters

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:06:25 GMT

Walter Peck A constant thorn in the side of the Ghostbusters crew. Ghosts and ghouls are left to create mayhem, while Peck shuts the team down with 'red tape'. Weasel Rating: 6

Titanic

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:11:21 GMT

Cal Hockley Cal doesn't treat his fiance well, but gets aggitated when her eye roams to a loveable, working class yank. Cal frames Jack for theft and leaves him to drown, tied to a pipe, later attempting to shoot both the lovers. Cal then uses a child to make his escape from the ship and beats back the desperate men attempting to board the life boat. Weasel Rating: 5

A Time to Kill

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:06:06 GMT

Billy Ray Cobb James Louis 'Pete' Willard Racist, badly dressed hicks with mullets tear up the town, using their shot guns and KKK anonymity. Weasel Rating: 5

Judge Dredd

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:25:40 GMT

Fergie A sidekick through and through. His only action is hiding and running. He even tried to sell out Dredd by chumming up to some cannibals, little did he know. Weasel Rating: 5

Saving Private Ryan

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:06:15 GMT

Cpl Upham Upham befriends a nazi and convinces Cpt. Miller to release him, later that same rogue nazi shoots our valient hero, who dies from his wounds, good one Upham! Our Nazi loving friend did have some good intentions however and gets a lower Weasel rating. Weasel Rating: 4