what a title tells me about a movie

The Gingerdead Man

Wed, 05 May 2010 15:12:28 GMT

even in delicious gingerbread man form, gary busey still gives me indigestion and just creeps me out...

Monsturd

Wed, 05 May 2010 15:12:52 GMT

Your worst nightmare...

Rabid Grannies

Wed, 05 May 2010 15:15:52 GMT

actually, this is not porn...

she does not mean to flip you off
that is her arthritis

Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla

Wed, 05 May 2010 15:20:36 GMT

they hit it off at a night club, go to Gorilla's apartment and have fantastic sex all night. then after a scrambled eggs/coffee/burnt toast breakfast the next morning, they go their separate ways. Gorilla feels great at first, like there was a real connection. She had been feeling self-conscious about the weight she gained last winter, but those inhibitions didn't bother her at all when she was naked in Bela's arms. usually cautious by nature, she wonders what it is about him? After all, she doesn't usually sleep with strange out-of-town men on first dates. could he be the one? sadly, no. Bela fails to call back within three days...and Gorilla goes on an apeshit rampage through various drugs until she ultimately destroys herself on a lethal speedball of heroin and bananas

see you in hell, lugosi...

Running Against Dick

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:50:26 GMT

actually, that's about the very last thing i'd ever want to find myself running against or into

dick cheney - face shootin bastard

Sssssss

Wed, 05 May 2010 15:21:48 GMT

This movie ssssssucks.

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

Wed, 05 May 2010 15:22:17 GMT

The title is a question, and the answer is "no."

Rat Pfink a Boo Boo

Wed, 05 May 2010 15:23:22 GMT

why you shouldn't mix pills and drink while you're pregnant, ladies

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Wed, 05 May 2010 15:23:48 GMT

Goooood, Pussycat. Gooood.

Boin-n-g

Wed, 05 May 2010 15:24:25 GMT

I will be really disappointed if there are no boobs in this movie.

Don't Worry, We'll Think of a Title

Wed, 05 May 2010 15:25:07 GMT

Don't worry, I don't care.

Man-Thing

Wed, 05 May 2010 15:26:32 GMT

a lively sequel to the original "swamp penis" which fell limp at box offices everywhere despite excessive amounts of foreplay

They Saved Hitler's Brain

Wed, 05 May 2010 15:27:59 GMT

he runs an outdoor cafe now

No. My Other Possessed-Zombie Girlfriend.

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:19:35 GMT

Yeah, that one.

...yes that is miley cyrus

Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?

Wed, 05 May 2010 15:29:43 GMT

Can I ever forget this movie? What movie?

Nice Girls Don't Explode

Wed, 05 May 2010 15:53:25 GMT

They just nag you until you explode.

plus they make you explode

Trimming a Boob

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:44:27 GMT

a self-help explanatory how-to documentary told through the teary eyes of women with hirsutism. disturbing and informative.

i am sorry you had to see this

Hell Comes to Frogtown

Wed, 05 May 2010 15:54:12 GMT

do you have a personal, longstanding grudge against frogs everywhere? maybe a frog killed your father or raped your mother. maybe a frog you trusted touched you in a way a frog should never touch a human...yes, this movie is for you

come, let us kill him

I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:00:29 GMT

Well, maybe if you had hung her on your meat hook in the first place, she wouldn't have been a lesbian and you wouldn't have had to kill her...

he will make you gay, be careful

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:08:46 GMT

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the who gives a shit

I Was a Teenage Zabbadoing and the Incredible Lusty Dust-Whip from Outer Space Conquers the Earth Ve

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:23:04 GMT

a movie with a big title is probably trying to compensate for something...probably a tiny production budget.

own it

I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:09:19 GMT

I bet this line gets him laid in the movie.

i suddenly want cheese now...
...and sex

Dirty Ho

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:09:55 GMT

i'm told the chinese characters mean 'the fist of fury'

eeny, meeny, miny, moe...
...i wonder where my fist will go

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:11:15 GMT

now, i'm not a racist. i'm not the kind of guy who locks his car door when some entirely innocent black youths were approaching my car yesterday afternoon. that's just not me.

but maybe if the title was "I am going to get you, sir" and I imagined an old white lady saying it instead of an angry, black man, I'd feel less likely to shit my pants...

Terror at Blood Fart Lake

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:12:24 GMT

Terror at Blood Fart Lake? What the hell could possibly be more terrifying than a lake made out of blood farts? Oh, wait. It looks like a man-shaped shit monster is sneaking up behind her. Never mind.

Jurassic Fart

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:14:43 GMT

a real blast from the past

they might be extinct but their farts live
in the form of fossil fuels

Frankenhooker

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:16:53 GMT

because i'm going to PAY a rotting, reanimated, corpse with rusted mechanical vagina to have sex with me...well, okay, let's just say I'd have to be pretty desperate

we'll all be having sex with
androids in the future anyway

Killer Nun

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:18:11 GMT

i always wondered what they do when they're not at work/church.

"now what was that you were saying about
the sun being the center of the solar system?
didn't think so, bitch."

No Sex Please: We're British

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:18:39 GMT

we prefer spawning asexually like amoeba

Beaver Gets a Boner

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:24:20 GMT

ahh, the secret to a happy marriage

Chicks with Sticks

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:24:46 GMT

...

you're gonna luv my nuts.

Mommy Dick

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:54:14 GMT

two words which should never...oh god, i just threw up in my mouth

Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:29:53 GMT

not bombshell mcgee, the other daughter. the good looking one. turns out she was raised amish too.

what the fuck was he smokin

The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:31:08 GMT

If I was a woman, I would never trust a doctor named Clitterhouse.

The Curious Dr. Humpp

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:31:29 GMT

That's the nickname his little sister gave him when they were kids. He's not really a doctor. Just look at his face. It's not meant for human eyes. No hospital would accept him. What is he?

Retardead

Wed, 05 May 2010 15:13:04 GMT

I Dismember Mama

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:34:22 GMT

an autobiographical documentary which only became a film when it was leaked from the sheriff's evidence archive. i've been told the director is casting for a sequel.

A Vagina for Christmas

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:40:00 GMT

Alright! I usually just get socks! But a vagina works way better!!

Vagina Vacation

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:41:44 GMT

a va-jay-jay vay-cay

Cunt Dykula

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:42:25 GMT

I, uh...what's wrong with this title? I don't know what everyone's laughing at.

The Tit and the Moon

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:43:16 GMT

which was followed by the critically panned sequel "my moob and uranus"

Mila Ass Painting

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:55:31 GMT

an experimental, avant-garde style movie that briefly chronicles the life of "Mila," an inspirational blind girl, who faithfully reproduces famous Jackson Polluck paintings by violently spraying paint out of her ass.

yes, her ass