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Review of The Gore Gore Girls

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The Gore Gore Girls was directed by Herschell Gordon “Godfather of Gore” Lewis and written by Alan J. Daschman. While Lewis is quite established and holds many titles to be proud of, our dear Dashman can only be credited with this, and it’s probably for the best.

This film is easily one of my favorite “gorror” films of ever. It is the best combination of sleaze, torture, laugh-worthy acting and conversation provoking images and lines I’ve seen yet and has earned it’s place in my noteworthy list of genre specific films.

The Gore Gore Girls is about an airhead reporter and a detective with a constant erection who are trying to solve the mysterious and revolting murders of strippers in the Chicago area.

The acting is terrible. The quality is terrible. The “faces of death” are terrible. The movie is lovely.

Things you will learn from this movie:

1. if you cut a woman’s nipple off, strawberry milk comes out
2. not everybody tastes good deep-fried
3. it is possible to be spanked to death
4. only bad things can come from doing an interview in a flesh tone leotard.

As previously stated, I do not love this piece because of its quality or cinematography, it’s because it’s bad. It’s because a girl gets spanked to death with a meat tenderizer when all she wanted to do was masturbate with fresh produce…it’s because when the police show up to survey they scene, they nonchalantly man-handle said produce. It’s a brilliant disaster that I think everyone with bad taste should spend some time with.

My official rating: ***
Added by tiffany
4 years ago on 21 December 2010 01:03

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