Review of The Cat in the Hat   

They call this a KIDS movie???

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Jesus freakin' christ, i had to shut off this garbage shortly after the 'cat' showed up. Rude crude humor, and sexual jokes about getting an 'erection' while looking at a fold out centerfold spread of the kids' mother? Or he pretends he's a plumber, bends over, and you can see his ass crack? Who's the sick F**K (pardon my language) who thought these would be appropriate joke to do in a kids/family movie??

Absolute filth and garbage, and they completely raped the great Cat in Hat franchise that my child loves. Unless you like to hurt your child's mental development, or are retarded yourself, avoid this mess.

1/10

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Added by Prelude 5 years ago
on 5 September 2007 09:32
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Posted: 5 years, 8 months ago at Sep 9 20:34
Funny enough, that's also the reason why I never watched the entire movie. When I saw the Cat show up, I was devastated.
Now, I didn't grow up with the Cat in the Hat (my father hated those books and didn't think I would miss anything), so I do not know about how faithful the movie would be in its adaptation. BUT I doubt that a children's book series would include crude humor and sexual jokes!

This was obviously written by people who were drunk, or simply retarded or mentally deranged or just plain sick.
An abomination for children. For anyone in fact.
Posted: 5 years, 7 months ago at Oct 19 22:37
I completely agree. But I did watch the whole thing for some reason that I can't remember. It didn't get any better though, what a stupid movie..

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