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This Ain't A Walk In The Park!

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Forget The Warrior, It should have been called The Walker.
Why? Because that's what most of the movies was about, a dude walking around. Man! He probably lost a lot of weight with all the walking he did.

Rated R for 'some violence' but only 2 short fighting scenes, and the rest of the time he (yes you guessed it!) walked!

There was what? 20 lines in the whole move? Somebody would say a line then he'd walk for 15 minutes and somebody else would say a line... and he'd walk for another 15 minutes!!! And on and on.

Oooooh! Let's not forget the 5 minute walk up the mountain scene. Boresville!!!

And what's up with Portal Girl? Where did she come from? What was her purpose?
She just randomly portaled around in the movie.

Now, it wasn't all bad, there was some beautiful scenery ruined by The Walker walking through them.
But other than that, it was a complete waste of time.

Added by Manling
10 years ago on 22 August 2007 20:18

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