Review of Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

Really George... Please.

I've never really liked Star Wars... The Luke ones were horrendous! The only reason I would even consider re-watching them is Harrison Ford as Han Solo. He is the best character in the whole Star Wars mess! Now George Lucas's original ideas were great! A Fantasy world with super-like powers, dark and light sides and all that other stuff. But I think he got a little carried away after awhile. When choosing actors and actresses he must have had his eyes closed and his ears plugged. And maybe his brain stopped. I mean, come on, Georgy-man, Mark Hamill? Any chance for coolness just flew out the window... You could have at least gotten a good-looking guy. Scored an F minus on Princess Leia. Darth Vader... Well, he was a robot. And I realize that he is mostly machine, but please! Some emotion or something! He was soooo boring and his quotes are terrible! A++++++ for Han Solo, though he should have never have fallen for ugly, man-voiced, pushy Leia.

The series does deserve some stars for Yoda too, I guess. He was pretty funny, especially about the flashlight thing, or whatever it was.

Anyway, the new ones aren't much better. Only reason I rated them higher is the special effects and more action (and I'm not talking about kissing action.)

Pretty much, Luke was an idiot, Leia an annoying female who got in everyone's way and Han the only cool guy in the whole thing!

4/10

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Added by Chiron 1 year ago on 1 October 2008 09:50