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Captain Jean-Luc Picard....

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Techno-babble happy. And goofy. But entertaining.

"This is becoming a speech."

"You're the Captain, sir, you're entitled."

"Hmmm. I'm entitled to ramble on about something everyone knows."


"Make it so."


I mean, I don't know what else to say-- that's more or less what it is, and that's about what I think about it. (It's mediocre, not less or more-- I'm not changing the rating now, because it's right.) {I actually shortened the title because it was too long and it was running into that sidebar, but I guess it would have been fine either way....}

But if you read some of my other reviews of things you might be able to pick up what I really think of Patrick Stewart; I don't know how else to explain it.


Okay, I'll do it anyway--

".... because, the sky is blue, it makes me cry...."

Patrick Stewart: What is that strange noise? (Did someone steal my copy of Bach's Requiem?) .... It sounds like some strange, Justin Bieber-like, gay band!

John Lennon (disguised): Actually, it's a song, Because, by The Beatles.

Patrick Stewart: *bullshitting mode: on* Oh, well, they're pretty good too. ("Almost nothing like a stock-broker.")

John Lennon (disguised): All you need is love.

Patrick Stewart: *still bullshitting* Of course! Just like in the, I mean, in Hamlet, where the Prince says--

John Lennon (not disguised): I am so much such a better propagandist than you.

Patrick Stewart: *doesn't even notice* No, that's not what he said....

John Lennon: *sighs* You're 'right'; Paul and I are a little different.

Paul wouldn't have even bothered, lol.

Patrick is mediocre.... that's all.

Added by charidotes20
6 years ago on 27 September 2011 23:05

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