There I was at Wal-mart, rooting through a big pile of cheap movies looking for an inexpensive way to waste an evening. After tossing aside probably a dozen copies of "Wagons East" I stumbled across this little gem. A De Niro flick I had never heard of, and only $5.00 to boot? Of course I had to buy it.
I am not exaggerating in the least when I say that actually lighting those five dollars on fire and watching them burn would have been more worthwhile. Well, maybe that's a little harsh. I mean, this movie is kind of amusing when you've been drinking. I don't mean the "Hee Hee, I've had two whole Zimas" kind of drinking, either. I mean the "sprawled out in front of the toilet, praying for a death that you know isn't coming tonight" kind of drinking. You know what I'm talking about.
So, yeah, this is pretty awful movie. That's not even a relevant picture of De Niro on the cover.