Well I'll be honest, this movie is pretty fucked up. From the music to the acting. Almost everything about this movie is just plane wrong.
In case no one has ever heard of this movie it is a low budget horror film that was released in 2007. The only reason I found out about it is I am typically someone who looks through the bargain bin at walmart. So I bought this for $4.99 as well as 3 other atrocious films that came with it...
But damn, I never expected this!
The movie is about a teenage boy (they never mentioned his exact age) who wants to find out about his lost mother. The boy finds out some sick rumors about his mother living in a backwater hillbilly town and decides to venture to it along with five other friends. When they get to the area where his mother was dwelling at the main character is shocked to find not his mother, but instead his disfigured half-brothers. These brothers are not 'all there' mentally and they have some strange will to kill them. A lot of this plot is not fully explained, but I honestly was like "Who cares?" when I saw how it was presented.
Well to start off the characters were great. I don't know if they were intended to be portrayed this way or if this was a big mistake on the director's part, but in the end I kept laughing at how ridiculous they were.
It begins with the main character's father. This guy was just completely hysterical. He pisses on his son thinking he is a gofer and tells him he should go back to: (And he says it like this) "Playing with his pecker" instead of having sex with some redhead chick. I think they were trying to aim for an abusive father character rather than a complete laughing stock, but hey stuff like this made this movie great.
Throughout the movie more completely ridiculous characters are introduced and you will find yourself questioning how this wasn't put under the comedy section. Maybe it's just my sick sense of humor. However I still think this movie is worth a watch just for the LOLZ.
During the movie this is also some other things that add to this captivating experience...
When one of the killers walks in this music that literally sounds like a death metal band screaming: "WE WILL KILL YOU. MOTHER FUCKING KILL YOU." starts to play. It reminded me of the band cannibal corpse since the singer sounded like he was gargling vomit in his mouth while singing.
They also show a lot of gore in this movie, but it was so fake that you can tell it was a watermelon mashed up and thrown out the window rather than actual gore. While you big horror fans probably won't like the sound of that, it still will provide some entertainment while this movie tries so hard to be scary and just turns out being hilarious.
There is another scene where the main killer walks in again with a large erection as he kills the main characters older brother. Yes the "We will kill you" song plays again.
So in the end this movie has some horrid acting. Horrid music. Horrid special effects. Horrid character ideas. Horrid plot depth. But you will be laughing so hard at it that you will forget about how bad it is.
I give it a 7/10. Gj whoever made this wonderful train wreak.