Joan Collins Hates My Art

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am shocked. Devastated. Mortified. And many other adjectives of that nature... Where do I even begin?? On Friday, I went to Long Beach for Joan Collins' one woman show. Like any healthy, normal gay I can't help but worship her for her bitchiness, her glamour, and her incredible talent as an actress. Not to mention the woman looks better at 76 than any 30 year old I know...And, who doesn't admire that!?! When I heard about the show, I immediately bought front row tickets and decided to do a ...