TV Characters I Wish Were Real (33 tv items)
"Well, when I was in high school I was a volunteer janitor at the Hoboken Zoo. And one night I was out plucking peacock feathers to sell for pens when I noticed Gary the gorilla making the sign for food. I gave him my danish. He gave the sign for thank you. Those were the only two signs that Gary knew. Except for boobs. He liked them big and hairy."
Janitor: "This here's our new flagpole. Why don't you show old glory a little respect and snap off a salute?"
J.D.: "There's no flag"