Dav1d's Most Memorable TV Comedy Lines (8 tv items)
"Captain Zapp Brannigan: That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.
-War Is the H-Word
Bender: Those morons. I said teaberry not sandalwood
Fry: Okay, you're on a date. What's the first thing you do?
Dr. Zoidberg: Ask her to mate with me.
Fry: No, tell her she's special.
Dr. Zoidberg: But she's not, she's merely the female with the largest clutch of eggs.
Fry: Well, tell her that. And then?